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stories of weird things people saw night shift | thrown12212020 Used work night shift at 24 hour Walmart. Customers are nuts enough daytime, but they become WEIRD after midnight. Once had an elderly guy come wearing only jean jacket and fishnet stockings. He came up my register, leaned and asked if carried anything get rid lice Those plastic barriers all stores have now protect cashiers? They need keep those even after pandemic ends lost count times customers

Creepy And Strange Things People Saw Working Night Shift

If the night shift is anything, it shouldn't be memorable.
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funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL

Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

Always speak from the heart.
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lowballing choosing beggar rejected after trying to sell bootleg uggs | No thank Lowest $290 Really not wanting take less than 300 do $250 if u bring my job.everybody want 250 but like yours better. Just think u giving my kids present man. shud soften heart man No thank | Its Corona time.and things are hard brother hear man Man $40 is not gonna make or break u Not trying be rude, but could say exact same things ya know? Thanks looking, but again, no thank

Guy Flips The Script On Lowballer Who Tries Selling Bootleg Uggs

Interesting strategy.
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cursed food | colorful fruit flavored tic tacs inserted into pitted olives | toothbrush made out of a hot dog with bristles

Uncomfortably Cursed and Wildly Misplaced Foods

That doesn't go there.
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Norweigan bus driver sings when he thinks he's alone on the bus

Singing Bus Driver Thinks He's Alone

He's making full use of that intercom.
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delivery driver slips twice while bystander asks if he's okay video

Slipping Delivery Driver Can't Catch a Break

It's a rough start to the day.
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funny dolphin tumblr thread | just-shower-thoughts kind dick move create animals require air, then confine them freaking ocean water-based-introspection Follow If are talking about dolphins they used be wolf like creatures due scarcity food they had hunt water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid them with time and will develop abilities breath under water (This also partially applies whales)

Quick Tumblr Thread On How Dolphins Started

"I've had enough of this whole land thing."
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Jurassic Park played on trumpet and chair

Jurassic Park Theme Played on Trumpet and Chair

Ah, so majestic.
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funny mad lads who broke small rules and did tricky shenanigans | rev. dylan @DylanRoss my 11 year ban yahoo chess expires today Rnnme Dlavare Nnline Fallure Connect EDIT have failed connect following reason have been barred logging into this room until Thu Dec 31 23:59:59 PST 2020. oms rom this lis OK Giraffe Field

Mad Lads Who Didn't Let The World Get In Their Way

Sometimes you've gotta risk it all.
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stupid, clever puns and dad jokes | Spaniards harvested these crystals and sent them by ship back Europe then first determined many quartz were galleon. | My New Year's resolution sucks NEW YEARS

A Puddle of Puns to Roll Around In

Get in that pun puddle.
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Failures of safety | man standing on a ladder using a chainsaw to cut down the tree the ladder is leaning against | two men carrying a ladder by balancing it around their necks while driving two separate motorbikes

Unsafe Maneuvers that would Have OSHA Screaming

It's almost like it's a competition.
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Mortician on dating app gets a lot of puns from one person | As comedian am very much resisting urge make so many deaths puns right now. Must mean like Oh my god no let rip love hearing jokes about So is why on hinge? Cause think romance is dead should let stay night and practice while sleep. Might get stiff though 5"10, Im glad my height doesn't matter since like 6 feet under. Since are pandemic don't come on date with if are coffin If wanna impress need urn These puns dont get better they only

Mortician on Dating App Gets Slammed With Puns

That premise is getting done to death.
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small things that annoy people | Rly_grinds_my_beans 30.3k points 1 day ago 6 4 3 3 2 8 2 microwave keeps beeping even after opened door get food out. Like know 's done s why opening don't need keep screaming at thanks

Inconsequential Things People Hate With A Passion

It is intolerable.
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funny not my job fail moments | boom barrier gate too short to actually block the road | crumbling brick pole held together with clear saran wrap

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure

Good enough.
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work story of when cheap boss forbids underage workers from using truck, so they can't work | Posted by u/YhcrananarchY 21 hours ago 2 6 10 S 13 4 Boss says can't drive work truck, so don't! oc M title pretty much sums up, but long, long time ago city not far away had terrible Summer job. Right after high school, my friend and were looking practically anything make money and his older brother told us about job he once had working this guy washing windows.

Boss Forbids Use of Work Truck, Surprised When No Work Is Done

What did he expect?
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funny stupid spelling failures | These Roman Numerals bouta be good af Maruchan Instant Lunch | 4th class power engineering books excrement condition. Some Highlighting only 3 or 4 books. BOILER SAFETY

Impressively Dumb and Creative Spelling Fails

Words can mean anything you want them to!
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