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We're just glad that we live in a time where video editing magic can turn a man and a toaster into a perfect recreation of Call of Duty. But it doesn't just stop with the toaster. Here's more of Kommander Karl reloading everyday objects in first person .

Our lives are stressful enough as it is. Could we stand up for ourselves and face our problems head on? Yes, but maybe tomorrow. Here are people's stupid, clever, and absurd observations on everything from Build-a-Bear to beta fish. These hot takes are boiling lava hot, so handle them with care. For more, here are some other funny tweets to build character and cultivate strength.

When you're organizing a fancy dinner party and cooking expensive meat, you should be the one calling the shots for the guests — not the other way around. This type of conflict happened to Redditor u/Kitchen-Vegetable734, who posted a story about how their friend enlisted them to roast a fancy Beef Wellington dinner for a group of friends on Reddit's popular moral judgment community r/AmITheAsshole . When an additional friend was added to the guest list, they requested that the beef be roasted…

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Everybody's family is a little weird in some way , but as a kid, you don't know any better. This leads to most of us having an awkward moment later on with friends; it turns out everyone else's parents created weird little falsehoods that only they've ever heard of, too. Whether it's pronunciations, explanations for the amount of random kids who stayed with your family, or simply the financial situations between private and public school families, people perceive the world in their own little w…

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