Every moment can be a learning experience.

He was a real dude.

A better question than ‘Are you a citizen?' is ‘Are you saved?’

Oh no, the controversy!

Well, coulda gone worse.

Not even good try.

Try to stand up without making a noise.

Thanks for that.

It's all fun and games 'til your kid has an actual sword.

It's not totally out of the realm of possibility. Santa Clause himself is known to have been the star of some freaky German fairy tails featuring pickled children and sacks of heads. So to think that the character “Jack Frost” is actually a nose-eating serial killer is sort of in line with the origins of the holiday season anyway. Throw in the fact that there are at least two Jack Frost themed horror movies starring a killer snow man, and you've got a recipe for a dark tale of almost reasonable…

It's a big world with many dangers.

Not a great strategy, Karen.

They still don't care.

It's the dadliest catch.

Chortle away!

Marriage over.