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Video highlights of an emergency goalie helping a hockey team win Zamboni driver

Zamboni Driver Subs in As Emergency Goalie and Helps Win Game

Guys chat about the math and physics using farts as propulsion in space | If floating zero g with no momentum essentially stuck space space station and, let's say there are handholds nearby 1 meter away and way 90kg hard would have fart propel body nearest handhold weigh Completely dependent on fast want get there As fast as possible suppose need determine capabilities human anus withstand explosive forces. don't know if fart would have propelling force similar on Earth as zero g

Dudes do the Math on If a Fart Could Propel Someone in Zero G

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Business owner responses to one star reviews | Reviewed yesterday via mobile Ok service Good food wasn't good lobster had reservation at 19:00, and came little late and our table were given away after 10 minutes although there were plenty empty tables. Manager at Noa Seafood Restaurant, responded this review Responded yesterday If came late and table given away did manage eat lobster dont sell

Fiery Business Responses to Poor Online Reviews

Funny moments of people being ignorant | did beyonce go #1 100 countries there's only 7? africa, europe, asia and cant remember rest

Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem

Askreddit stories of crazy things that happened at school | reddit posted by Mad_as_a_Lorry Principal found weed boys bathroom. Called an assembly and told us had vote who think think principals son got like 98 votes. Suddenly voting system wasn't valid didn't even coordinate everyone had same idea at once and glorious

People Share Their School's "Incident"

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Funny and stupid things people believed when they were children | Diesell23 some reason thought every car made had do crash test. Probably because my dad once told our car had very good rating crash test amazed by fact all cars were repaired so well before being sold.

Stupid Things People Believed as Kids

Funny and dumb puns | Dads naming boats might be my favorite thing ever ABOAT TIME Fishizzle Feeling N ST. THONAS WOOD TOO WOOD NOT Pier Pressure ANCOUVER DAD CIRRHOSIS RIVER UNSINKABLE II AQUA HOLIC. best Shires ENTRA MORS HEINZ ROSTER SARKE WEANZ 20% MORS HEINZ NCESTERS SAUCE 20% MORE 20% MORE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE HEINZ WORCESTERSHIRE Sinie86 Since-1869 HEINZ

Some Dumb, Stupid, Wonderful Puns

A bad customer leaves a one star review for a tattoo parlor so the business has a funny response | Absolutely horrible. Came here one day with two friends who wanted an ear piercing and nipple piercing. After getting yelled at walking wrong door, which is not at all marked went get piercings and one young woman my party denied service nose ring because her "voice too high is insane and discriminatory wanted tattoo but after way have been treated this establishment wouldn't let them touch with

Tattoo Parlor Has Epic Response for Entitled Customer

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People who think they're brilliant | Replying Chiefs and @DavidKoechner could never play NFL s game brutes. My physiology is simply too advanced. Precision/Finely tuned Big and juiced up. Could have been pro? Easy, but this brain is too calculating s as simple as 27

Self-Titled Geniuses Who Bragged All Over The Internet

Customer recognizes mugger and thinks he works at convenience store | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by BraidedDivide Old lady mistakes mugger as employee work convenience store has strict "always comply with muggers" policy think because 's cheaper them deal with losing whatever's register than fighting suit an employee hurt defending

Customer Prevents Robbery by Mistaking Mugger for Employee

Guy does a perfect horn impression.

Dude does a Perfect Horn Impression

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Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

Twitter Responds to Roommates Horrible Oatmeal "Cookies"

Wrong number texter looking for dealer gets trolled by person calling themselves "The Goat" | 1:52 1 ul LTE O iMessage Today 9:46 AM Owl Goat No Call do want call Owl? Who is this This is Goat know my reputation. No sure heard own this town live Bremen own town too Ok iMessage Pay

Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by "The Goat"

attempts that led to fails | 6'3.Slim.Bahamian If use facial recognition anything govt has face lol Tash THEE Bae Wait until find out about driver licenses.

Attempts that got Clotheslined by Failure

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Tumblr user says a coconut is a mammal and starts discussion on classifying different animals | just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo coconut is mammal. maliwanhellfires know being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

"Coconuts as Mammals" gets Tumblr Started on Animal Classification

Common phrases that are uncreative and annoying to hear | dailymindfuck2 Working cafe HATE hearing "No thanks sweet enough ask if they have sugar their coffee

Everyday Phrases People Hate Hearing

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20-year-old refuses to cover roommate's rent after she spent all her money on concert tickets: '[But] real friends help each other out!'

20-year-old refuses to cover roommate's rent after she spent all her money on concert tickets: '[But] real friends help each other out!'

Daycare tows office worker’s truck from shared lot costing him $600, instantly regrets it when he installs a gate and blocks them out: 'The mayhem was well worth it'

Daycare tows office worker’s truck from shared lot costing him $600, instantly regrets it when he installs a gate and blocks them out: 'The mayhem was well worth it'

Employee momentarily rests their eyes during their shift, coworker takes a photo of them without their consent, then accuses them of sleeping on the job: ‘She knew she was in the wrong’

Employee momentarily rests their eyes during their shift, coworker takes a photo of them without their consent, then accuses them of sleeping on the job: ‘She knew she was in the wrong’

24-year-old refuses to risk her career for her reckless brother, standing her ground against her parents’ pressure: ‘He’s 28 and literally is the most careless person in this world’

24-year-old refuses to risk her career for her reckless brother, standing her ground against her parents’ pressure: ‘He’s 28 and literally is the most careless person in this world’

‘[That's] an oxymoron’: Supervisor demands pregnant employee serves 8-hours of “Mandatory Volunteering,” employee refuses and gets everyone paid

‘[That's] an oxymoron’: Supervisor demands pregnant employee serves 8-hours of “Mandatory Volunteering,” employee refuses and gets everyone paid

Employee accidentally exposes the office fork thief mid-meeting, prompting a miraculous return overnight: 'Did you just start a fork investigation in front of a client?'

Employee accidentally exposes the office fork thief mid-meeting, prompting a miraculous return overnight: 'Did you just start a fork investigation in front of a client?'

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