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failure, mistakes and messes | dry spot in the shape of a person lying on their side on wet ground | metal screw inside an ice cream

Unpredictable Moments of Chaos and Misfortune

Funny tumblr story of burglar who furnishes apartment | Nice Eric Follow @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking live like this? thestirge So heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but gist friend friend lived generally considered bad neighborhood, because he super poor college student and he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on blanket on floor and had milk crate chair and like an old wire spool as table. No TV, nothing fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls

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Funny and stupid life pro tips | bad boy @badboychadhoy my credit score is low but 's because want protect myself identity theft. no one can take out mortgage my name if can't even take out mortgage my name.

Really Bad Life Pro Tips to Not Do

Tumblr thread on goblin personality | thealphapigeon Ya'll talk about Mom Friend and Older Sibling Friend but hear nothing about Goblin Friend Eats food up off floor screaming something about five second rule Sweatpants count as look Throws everything pile on nearest surface as soon as they're home "Haha 's gross let see" Hoards some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything Sitting dark room hours wrapped up seven blankets front laptop unblinking Makes weird noise effects express emotions Laying on

Tumblr Thread: People with Goblin Personality

Things that are not food but look like food | New type kiwi Tespri Green Neteland 4030 400-8201 Zaspri round chunky dog that looks like a fuzzy fruit | slice of chair padding cut out like cake

Inedible Objects that Look Like Tasty Food

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lazy not my job moments | Proofreading this book couldn't have been hard 5 five 5 bananas but actually 6 six | lump of dirt shaped like a traffic cone

"Not My Job" Moments of Advanced Laziness

Customer wants a pound of wings, ends up getting less wings that equal a pound | Posted by u/advocatus_ebrius_est 20 hours ago Pound Wings? Ok got oc S worked as cook at chain restaurant had wing night' where could get pound wings at discounted price didn't actually weigh wings, our specs said eight wings pound. Four drums and four flats. One night table comes and everyone orders pound wings little while after wings go out server comes back little flustered and explains there has been complaint.

Customer Demands Exactly a Pound of Wings, Gets Less Wings

Video of machine whose only function is to shut itself off.

Useless Machine is Very Useless

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funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | daughter wakes up at 5am tell she has made caterpillar at preschool yesterday and continues talk about 2 hours and tells absolute HAVE pick up today! So arrived at preschool were handed THIS mean, where on earth do put this Everywhere put just looks like big .

Proof That Kids are Weird and Dumb

Rude K Pop fan talks badly about the person next to them, unaware they speak korean | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/thisisdrivingmebatty 1 day ago Bad mouth and assume don't speak language kill with kindness Obligatory on mobile sorry formatting am light skinned Latina American and lived Korea couple years during university and grad school, as my major Korean Interpretation and Translation. During my time Korea lucky enough attend music shows time time kpop uninitiated, music shows are free enter,

Rude K-Pop Fan Doesn't Know Fellow Fan Speaks Korean

Things pets learned or were accidentally trained to do | mother_of_dragons011 8.1k points 13 hours ago My cat will open tray my Xbox he thinks been playing too long. Even if just started

Things People Accidentally Trained Their Pets to Do

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Tweets from parents about the strange and funny names their kids have for things | Broken Puppet @java_assassin My daughter just called cemetery person garden not even sure she thinks is happening there. 1:52 PM Jun 18, 2020 3K 663 people are Tweetin

Parents Tweeting the Weird Names Their Kids Call Things

funny memes about working | annoying co-worker won't stop talking and trying not lose. Uncle Phil Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Work Memes to Soften the Grind

Guy tricks dog into eating it's regular food.

Dude Tricks His Picky Dog Into Eating

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Person mistakes Japanese cat food for human food | r/tifu Posted by u/SNIHON 4 days ago TIFU by eating cat food 2 months! This happened several years ago first moved Japan. My Japanese skills were terrible, so used google translate lot while shopping. Anyway looking quick snack and saw small bag looked like rice crackers had picture cheese and fish on so thought just unique Japanese flavor used picture translate and said something like healthy cheese Nothing about cat at all(well nothing transla

Person Discovers Their Favorite Snack is Japanese Cat Food

Funny tumblr post on Snoop Dogg's wholesomeness | @veryfunnymemes @hrtablaze This guy is making fun Kanye West guy bakes cookies on tv but pretends be gangster _ShamGod There is whole generation people who don't remember Snoop on trial murder world.

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