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In your head right now is either the Who, Sheryl Crow, or Limp Bizkit. Either you're welcome or we're profoundly sorry, depending.

Hawkeye just really wanted to play with the birds, OK?

Listen, if you mind control a highly-trained government assassin, you can't expect him to be well-versed in animal care.

And zere is nozing you can du about eet!

It Asgard me for life.

I'll stop posting them when you stop submitting them.

Really though, dark lords and trickster gods should be banned from Facebook. They're just horrible people.

DC Comics presents: The Avengers! Starring the Blue Lantern, Horn Man, and Arachnid!

We have yet another amendment to this graph.