"No swearing in front of my parents" is pretty common and easy to follow, but these people had some brushes with true obsessive craziness.
locks
By Adrienne Gartman
This one should be foolproof. It has BUTTONS!
By WalAlm (Via walalm.com)
Flash forward to the scene where the driver returns to his parking spot where everything has been stolen except the side-view mirror.
By Nihtgenga
My bedroom window's lock broke, so I fitted a new one. the block of wood is because the bolt wasn't long enough to reach the wall.
