This is behavior is ridiculous. The winning strategy is to order something more reasonable, like pasta, and then go to the bathroom when you see the check coming. This is some real shoddy and overambitious planning. Who orders lobster?
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There's something highly unsettling about this microbiologist's deep dive into how lobsters are basically immortal sea scorpion monsters that have immortality interwoven in there DNA.
Via Bryan_Gravois
Apparently, the point is to chug a beer with a crawfish strapped to it. Sort of a crusteacean mustache situation. Or Crustache, if you will. But will you?
Don't worry, it was released back into the water.
