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Influencers Get Called Out For Lobster Scam

Scamming your way into a free lobster dinner is dishonest and stupid. But complaining that your lobster is bad, then finishing it, then going to a different restaurant and getting more lobster? That takes some nards, man. It's well known that restaurant owners somehow have all the time in the world to battle their horrible customers, like this lying Karen who got decimated by an owner's response.

Restaurant calls out lying lobster influencers | Silver Pearl Venues WARNING: SCAMMER ALERT On evening Friday 25th December 2020 had an incident at our venue involving family 4 They ordered bottle red wine and 1 live lobster and requested be served sashimi style. This all they ordered, nothing else. Halfway through their meal they complained us they were "feeling sick" and accused us serving them frozen lobster, instead fresh/ live lobster, which apparently reason them feeling sick note
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Twitter Thread: The Conditional Immortality Of Lobsters

This Twitter thread from @JUNIUS_64, about the conditional immortality of lobsters is a trip. Apparently the information shared is indeed true. So, digesting the fact that lobsters basically have a cheat code for the aging process (dying of old age), and instead die from either getting perilously squeezed in their shells or those same shells developing parasites, is fascinating. 

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Microbiologist's Twitter Thread On Lobsters Being Giant Immortal Monsters Is Legit Unbelievable

There's something highly unsettling about this microbiologist's deep dive into how lobsters are basically immortal sea scorpion monsters that have immortality interwoven in there DNA. 

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Apparently, the point is to chug a beer with a crawfish strapped to it. Sort of a crusteacean mustache situation. Or Crustache, if you will. But will you?

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A rare genetic mutation makes this lobster a once-in-a-lifetime catch!