Welp, that took a really dark turn at the end. Christmas will never be the same...
What we have here is a harrowing tale depicting the closest living thing we have to Satan. You might find yourself grinding your teeth by the end of the story.
Author Daniel José Older got an alarming surprise when he realized that someone checked into his room under his name.
It must be wonderful to have this level of ignorant confidence.
This is a disaster of biblical proportions. Damn.
The emotional rollercoaster we never asked for, but damn well need. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
This conversation erred on the side of absolutely comically absurd.
This insufferable douchecanoe looks like James Franco, so it's all good. Except not. Not at all.
