What's the sound of someone being correct and incorrect at the same time?
They might be dumb, and they might be missing the point, but you can't say that they're 100% wrong. They're literally correct.
It's like the world is one great big dad joke. God bless these people and their literal-minded foolishness.
It's a good reminder that at no point was he technically wrong. She will either get the joke or hate it.
Sometimes it's easy to take someone's instructions too literally. These people did just that when they obediently obliged to every last bit of these commands.
Describing what you're doing in painfully technical terms does not equate to spicing up your love life.