When you can't think of the right answer, it helps to just think of something clever and technically correct. Well it doesn't actually help, but at least it makes you feel smart and that's something. So why not feel witty for a second with some clever and literal jokes that are technically correct.
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There's no feeling quite like understanding a joke or moment that somehow manages to be witty, but also mind-achingly stupid at the same time. You can't say that they're perfectly correct, but they are technically accurate. We can't tell after reading these if we feel any smarter or if we've just boiled out our last few brain cells.
There's a time and place for overly literal puns, stupid moments and clever jokes. That time and place is here and now. Technically accurate jokes might make you feel smart, but who knows. They're right, but kinda not. They're just technically correct.
Whether it's a horrible dad joke or an intriguing observation, we have much to learn from dumb moments and clever jokes that are technically accurate. Sure, being super literal all the time might make your friends hate you, but it's worth it. Being so wrong but so right at the same time is an incredible skill that comes with the territory of silly puns and clever jokes.
These jokes may not be actually correct, but they a combination of literally correct and technically not wrong. Under normal circumstances, you'd probably not be provoked to thing about the relative ages of nipples and teeth, or consider the legal benefits of dying, but here we are, in the world ofclever and dumb jokes that are technically correct.
You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.
They go by many names: dad jokes, groaners, dumb puns, just awful, etc. Anyway, we love stupid dad jokes in all their forms and will jump at any opportunity to hear these nuggets of simple, terrible genius. This reminds us that we probably need to call our dads..
Not everything has to be extremely clever in order to be funny. There's a time for well-thought out jokes, and there's a time for exceedingly dumb puns and grotesque observations. While these quips, memes and dad jokes may be stupid, they are technically correct.
Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.
What's not to like about abysmal puns and obvious jokes? Sure we like smart jokes where you have to think a lot, but sometimes we just wanna take in some stupid puns and literal jokes that, while not totally accurate, are still definitely kind of right. For more, check out these boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct.
Put on your dad hat and prepare for some obvious and stupid puns. Some of our favorite jokes are the absolute most literal and dumb things that anyone could have possibly said. It makes us feel...smart I guess? They might be obvious, but they're technically not wrong. And we love to be technical, don't we?
Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right overhere.
