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"‘I have no interest"’: Manager's new elderly employee refuses to complete his job duties simply because he doesn't want to do them, upper management fails to re-train or fire him
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'Approve my 1-week PTO or accept my 2-week notice': Boss denies IT employee's vacation request until he trains the new hire on a decade worth of experience, employee refuses and submits his resignation instead
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'Pay for a taxi': Family member uses PTO to drive their elderly relative to surgery but Granny changes the date at the last minute, designated driver refuses to accommodate their entitlement
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7-year-old brother refuses to move bicycle out of passageway after his older sibling insists, so his sibling disassembles it and packs it away for him instead: 'I spent 30 minutes taking apart his bike'
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23-year-old employee demands that 24-year-old coworker pays for her parking ticket because she said they could park there: 'She was lying!'
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