lingerie

Can we just go back to the vanilla sexy-times please?

I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.

Nice gams, Carl!

Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

"What are all these straps for? In my day we had one for your lady-bits and that was it. And those things could weather a class-three gale! Look at this lace! A stiff wind and this thing is toast!"

And rightfully so!

But who will protect your eyes?