@TheMERL really hooked it up this time with a hilarious and exciting thread about a brave bat that ended up crashing a rare bookstore. Merlin sounds like quite the intellectually curious fellow, who enjoys the company of some books.
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This rich prick in a fancy Armani suit pitched a real ridiculous fit about having to pay a 25-cent library fine. So, the employee decided to take his petty revenge by stepping out for some fresh air, right when the prick was leaving the premises, and ended up ratting him out to a parking lot cop who was busy writing people tickets. Karma/petty revenge will get ya, man!
You never know when you're going to need some A1. But that's not something that the Avon Lake Public Library in Ohio needs to worry about.
Apparently, the staff there has found 30 10-ounce bottles of A1 steak stauce hidden around their library. Containers were hidden on shelves and among newspapers and magazines, i.e. within reach of someone in need of adding a little flavor to their steak. After all, library steak is the best steak.
All of the bottles, however, were totally clean, aside from a little smell. Library staff took it among themselves to investigate but have yet to find any pattern to the mysterious egg hunt.
The libraries Facebook community has some ideas, though:
Libraries are weird, man.
