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Tumblr's Triumphant Bus Catching Story Is One for the Ages

If you've ever had your schedule at the beckon call of a city bus, there's certainly a time when you've cursed God for being seconds too late. This story at least makes up for a few of those times. Nothing rings in the ears of a malicious driver like the phrase "I am taking this bus." Tumblr is home to a wealth of fun stories, like these ones about genuinely innocent dude stories.

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Uncle of the Year Shows Up to Niece’s Birth in a Suit Because First Impressions Still Mean Something Dammit

First impressions used to mean something in this world. Now, people walk out of their house in t-shirts, go to work without tie, and when was the last time you saw a nice pair of loafers? In the words of Staind, “It’s been a while.”

But that’s not the case for this new uncle, who arrived to the birth of his niece in a full suit because “first impressions matter.”

At least he put in the effort, and hey, it’s a pretty nice suit with a tie clip and everything. It’s not like my suit with the tie I accidentally dipped in the toilet and the shoes that I accidentally dipped in the toilet. Let’s just say that my sister’s wedding wasn’t a great time for me and my suit.

Anyway, people seem to love this dude, and why shouldn’t they? First impressions matter and this guys knows how to make one.

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After some 60 years of sex research, science-type people are unable to definitively locate a "G-spot." (did you know it's named after a dead German gynecologist? think about THAT during your next sexy times) They're not saying that any and all stimulation is all mental or faked though (except for your girlfriend, OHHHH BURRRRRN). Rather, pleasurable sensation comes from several different structures converging, and there's not a special, particular erogenous gland tucked away in there. I'm sure the test subjects were very happy to assist with studying orgasms.