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"Not My Job" Moments of Advanced Laziness

We live in a society where it's pretty easy to pass the buck, not proofread children's books, and paint traffic lines directly over roadkill. It leads to some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments. But, y'know, what can you do? Try a little harder? That's out of the question.

lazy not my job moments | Proofreading this book couldn't have been hard 5 five 5 bananas but actually 6 six | lump of dirt shaped like a traffic cone
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Skillfully Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Sometimes it would take too much effort to do something the right way, so we resort to stunningly unprofessional "not my job" moments. We can't say we're proud of them, but boy do they save a whole lot of time. Sometimes it's actually harder to do it wrong. As long as there are annoying bosses and Friday afternoons, we'll have wonderfully incompetent "not my job" moments.

funny and incompetent moments of jobs not being done correctly | tree growing in the middle of a concrete road | running faucet that doesn't reach the sink but floods the counter instead
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Laziest Attempts At Being Helpful People Have Seen

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the laziest attempts people have made at being helpful. If you're going to try to help someone out, don't half ass it...go all the way. 

People describe the laziest attempts at being helpful that they've ever seen | Consideration-Think 23h started choking on my water and my grandma handed tissue Reply 1 2.6k
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Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Hey, if someone tells you to install a toilet seat lid, it's not like it's your job to install the right sized one, and it's totally not your job to check and see if it's upside down or not. Here are some wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments from the world of the just lazy enough.

Funny moments that were someone's one job | electronic sign showing a folder on a desktop screen OCEAN GAMING AT HAMPTON BEACH CASINO | COOKING DOG Tasty, healthy and safe recipes sticker hiding the word for
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Lazy Workers That Used Shortcuts In Their Jobs

This fun AskReddit thread takes a look at various workers that discovered shortcuts in their various lines of work to accomplish jobs the easiest ways possible. It's remarkable what kinds of paths can be opened up by someone motivated by the burning desire to not have to work too hard. 

Lazy people that accomplished their jobs the easiest ways possible | Downvotesdarksouls 4h 1 Award My brother gave my oldest nephew 10 dollars week if he did all his chores with out needing be told or complaining. One day he gets home early work and sees neighbor kid tossing bag trash. He asks him he is doing and kid says he gets 5 bucks week take care few chores. My nephew outsourced his chores. Reply 1 37.7k
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Stunningly Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

We're always impressed by the work of the lazy and negligent. It gives us impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments, ranging from telephone poles in the middle of roads to roadkill-shaped gaps traffic lines. Blessed be the sweet hot laziness that leads to these wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments.

Funny unprofessional "not my job" moments | kids children playground with a dangerously steep slide | Linked image not found ExceIMark Linked image not found rubber stamp fail
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Trying to make the world a better place, one properly stowed away shopping cart at a time. 

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Naval Officer Pulls Off Amazingly Lazy Move

Sometimes laziness inspires acts of pure, admirable genius. Take this naval officer who quite simply couldn't be bothered to give a dang, and thus went about pulling off the kind of lazy move that most anyone can appreciate. Man sounds like a true visionary. 

Lazy naval officer pulls off a historically lazy move | TupperWolf 13.4k points 4 years ago O15 Late party but this one is too good pass up once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-
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Lazy People That Did Hard Jobs The Easiest Ways

This fun thread had people describe times they witnessed lazy people be tasked with the notoriously difficult jobs, and from there, dig up the easiest ways to perform those hard tasks. The mind is an impossibly complex machine, and one that can craft ingenious ways for accomplishing tough tasks, through the use of shortcuts. This thread brought to mind that one time a lazy navy officer ended up being a lazy genius, while on the job.

Lazy people that performed hard jobs in the easiest ways possible | KnowanUKnow• 104d joys being parent. As parent 2 hyperactive boys invented game called steamroller game would lie down across one end bed and kids would start jumping. At some random point would make motor noise and roll across bed. If they didn't jump time would roll right over them. They loved game just invented because wanted lie down few minutes.
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Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

This is easily one of the most bizarre TIFU's we've read. Sounds like lazy dude was prone toward making messes around his room, and wanted to continue his lazy lifestyle so badly that he left his cleaning duties up to the ants. Well, those ants had to find a place to crash. And oh boy, they did: within his keyboard. 

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!
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Navy Operations Officer Pulls Laziest Move Ever

A true American hero. You know you've made it when you're directing a mob of people to steer a giant mass of steel for the sole purpose of getting the sun out of your face, while you go about enjoying your bagel. All in a day's work. 

Navy operations officer pulls off an impressively lazy move | is laziest thing ever done once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-ass circle light right on his barely conscious face
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Student Fakes Flat Tire, Lazy Classmates In Group Project Fail

This student decided to fake a flat tire so that their lazy classmates in the group project would fail. Just the kind of pro petty revenge that deserves some high marks. 

Student fakes a flat tire so that their lazy classmates fail the group project | Faked proof had flat tire so lazy people my group project would have do presentation themselves therefore likely will fail class where group research project/ presentation is huge chunk overall points. Everyone knows group projects always have one slacker who doesn't do anything have compensate However got stuck with possibly worst 3 people be project with class.
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Rude Entitled Student Explodes When Denied Classmate's Project

There's nothing quite like the desperation of someone who hasn't prepared for an assignment. In this case they wanted to have a near stranger's project, like just given to them. Entitlement can really be something else. Something similar happened when this entitled college slacker demanded a classmate's notes and got denied.

Entitled lazy classmate gets denied project and goes off on student | need now please desperate Please give Please if are good human would give Lol want commit academic fraud and won't even pay Sorry my final answer is no. Maybe start doing project now and can get passing grade. Wow are such abitch el rejected No wonderd Bitch Kick my ass *lick
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Frustrated Tutor Gives Wrong Answers to Lazy Student

School can be hard and regrettably expensive. Seeing your classmates not take anything seriously and still pass can be frustrating when you value your education, like this entitled college slacker who demanded their classmates notes and got denied. Also, if they're trying to be something like a doctor, you'd hope they actually study and know their field. This tutor got so frustrated with a ridiculously lazy student that he went and gave him some answers. Not the right answers, just some answers. Other teachers have wily ways of outsmarting cheaters, like this old professor.

Frustrated tutor gives lazy student wrong answers | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by DiaPsy He asked answers, didn't ask right ones used tutor subject my uni called 'Psychological Statistics is one major requirements any psychology related major and minor (any other science can take this place their statistics course if their
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Dishwasher Invokes Minor Law to Make Lazy Manager Do Her Part

Being understaffed and having a manager who refuses to do any extra work is a recipe for a bad day. When this employee was told they had to stay late just because their manager wasn't willing to help, they pulled a classic reverse Uno card move. There are a surprising amount of bad bosses out there, like this incompetent manager who threw away 40 computers. or this boss who told a guy to guard a spill.

Minor legally has to leave work at 11 so lazy manager has to wash tons of dishes.
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22 Surprised People Who Screwed Up at Work But Didn't Get Fired

These people screwed up big enough that they thought they'd be fired on the spot, but apparently life isn't as cutthroat as you'd think sometimes. Whether they had an understanding boss, did the right thing, or just straight up weren't caught, these employees lived to work another day.

askreddit work fails that are awesome
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