lazy

Favorite

Terrifically Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Work isn't all that much fun, so most of us try to develop a series of shortcuts to get ourselves through the day that much faster. Sometimes these can get a bit out of hand, look ridiculous, ruin other people's good work or become a nuisance, but hey, that's the way of the laziness blade. This world is chock full of "not my job" moments of advanced laziness.

Funny and lazy not my job moments | patch of a perfect new asphalt road in the middle of a dirt road | words here ghghg hg hgh ghg hgh ghg Apak orieterm mlses fest air WORDS words words words words words By Elizabeth Mackley elabeth mcdeYadyma Police want speak this man after alcohol stolen on two occasions from supermarket COTV mat show him on one wearing dark Jumper and on. other wearing Dias bearded dark t shirt Now police are looking far man or anyone who knew
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

"Not My Job" Moments of Impressive Unprofessionalism

"Hey, all you told me to do was change the sign, it's not my problem that now it just says "Sign Changed." For every person who's good at their job, it seems like there's someone out there who's incredibly good at not doing their job. The resulting "not my job" moments are a testament to buck-passers everywhere.

Funny lazy unprofessional not my job moments | lovely lady lumpenprole @thelovelylumpen just checking if crow CORVID TESTING OSEPH P KEEFF covid 19 | parked car surrounded by fresh cement
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Lazy Truck Driver Fakes Broken Arm, State Trooper Swarms Him With Tickets

Man, oh man, this truck driver sounds like a lazy nightmare. Fortunately, one of the guys who was exposed to his BS, had enough, and got a state trooper involved. From there, the state trooper had no problem writing the truck driver multiple tickets for faking an injury to get out of the job he was being paid to do. 

A truck driver fakes a broken arm, so the state trooper writes him all the tickets | r/ProRevenge Join u/dachord 22h Fake Broken Arm Get Dead- Lined. Years ago back high school worked retail hardware business, along with few part time guys going college. One our jobs accepting deliveries corporate warehouse. Because truck full merchandise, some our store, some other stores weren't allowed go into trailer truck driver responsible going into trailer and pushing boxes merchandise onto rollers where
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

"Not My Job" Moments of Advanced Laziness

We live in a society where it's pretty easy to pass the buck, not proofread children's books, and paint traffic lines directly over roadkill. It leads to some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments. But, y'know, what can you do? Try a little harder? That's out of the question.

lazy not my job moments | Proofreading this book couldn't have been hard 5 five 5 bananas but actually 6 six | lump of dirt shaped like a traffic cone
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Skillfully Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Sometimes it would take too much effort to do something the right way, so we resort to stunningly unprofessional "not my job" moments. We can't say we're proud of them, but boy do they save a whole lot of time. Sometimes it's actually harder to do it wrong. As long as there are annoying bosses and Friday afternoons, we'll have wonderfully incompetent "not my job" moments.

funny and incompetent moments of jobs not being done correctly | tree growing in the middle of a concrete road | running faucet that doesn't reach the sink but floods the counter instead
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Prime Fails From People Not Doing Their Jobs Correctly

Sometimes, folks just can't be bothered to see that one job through as it was intended to be done. Maybe they're in a rush, or they just don't care. Check out more attempts that slipped down the slope of failure over here.

A collection of fails from people that didn't do their one job correctly | Had One Job @_youhadonejob1 If video games have taugt anything, rotating these will unlock next room | Brid Brid $1.19 THIS ITEM IS REDUCED DUE MISSPELLING Bird WORD BIRD. THANK .
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Laziest Attempts At Being Helpful People Have Seen

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the laziest attempts people have made at being helpful. If you're going to try to help someone out, don't half ass it...go all the way. 

People describe the laziest attempts at being helpful that they've ever seen | Consideration-Think 23h started choking on my water and my grandma handed tissue Reply 1 2.6k
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Impressively Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

Hey, if someone tells you to install a toilet seat lid, it's not like it's your job to install the right sized one, and it's totally not your job to check and see if it's upside down or not. Here are some wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments from the world of the just lazy enough.

Funny moments that were someone's one job | electronic sign showing a folder on a desktop screen OCEAN GAMING AT HAMPTON BEACH CASINO | COOKING DOG Tasty, healthy and safe recipes sticker hiding the word for
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Lazy Workers That Used Shortcuts In Their Jobs

This fun AskReddit thread takes a look at various workers that discovered shortcuts in their various lines of work to accomplish jobs the easiest ways possible. It's remarkable what kinds of paths can be opened up by someone motivated by the burning desire to not have to work too hard. 

Lazy people that accomplished their jobs the easiest ways possible | Downvotesdarksouls 4h 1 Award My brother gave my oldest nephew 10 dollars week if he did all his chores with out needing be told or complaining. One day he gets home early work and sees neighbor kid tossing bag trash. He asks him he is doing and kid says he gets 5 bucks week take care few chores. My nephew outsourced his chores. Reply 1 37.7k
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Stunningly Unprofessional "Not My Job" Moments

We're always impressed by the work of the lazy and negligent. It gives us impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments, ranging from telephone poles in the middle of roads to roadkill-shaped gaps traffic lines. Blessed be the sweet hot laziness that leads to these wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments.

Funny unprofessional "not my job" moments | kids children playground with a dangerously steep slide | Linked image not found ExceIMark Linked image not found rubber stamp fail
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Trying to make the world a better place, one properly stowed away shopping cart at a time. 

Advertisement
Favorite

Naval Officer Pulls Off Amazingly Lazy Move

Sometimes laziness inspires acts of pure, admirable genius. Take this naval officer who quite simply couldn't be bothered to give a dang, and thus went about pulling off the kind of lazy move that most anyone can appreciate. Man sounds like a true visionary. 

Lazy naval officer pulls off a historically lazy move | TupperWolf 13.4k points 4 years ago O15 Late party but this one is too good pass up once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Lazy People That Did Hard Jobs The Easiest Ways

This fun thread had people describe times they witnessed lazy people be tasked with the notoriously difficult jobs, and from there, dig up the easiest ways to perform those hard tasks. The mind is an impossibly complex machine, and one that can craft ingenious ways for accomplishing tough tasks, through the use of shortcuts. This thread brought to mind that one time a lazy navy officer ended up being a lazy genius, while on the job.

Lazy people that performed hard jobs in the easiest ways possible | KnowanUKnow• 104d joys being parent. As parent 2 hyperactive boys invented game called steamroller game would lie down across one end bed and kids would start jumping. At some random point would make motor noise and roll across bed. If they didn't jump time would roll right over them. They loved game just invented because wanted lie down few minutes.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

This is easily one of the most bizarre TIFU's we've read. Sounds like lazy dude was prone toward making messes around his room, and wanted to continue his lazy lifestyle so badly that he left his cleaning duties up to the ants. Well, those ants had to find a place to crash. And oh boy, they did: within his keyboard. 

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Advertisement
Favorite

Navy Operations Officer Pulls Laziest Move Ever

A true American hero. You know you've made it when you're directing a mob of people to steer a giant mass of steel for the sole purpose of getting the sun out of your face, while you go about enjoying your bagel. All in a day's work. 

Navy operations officer pulls off an impressively lazy move | is laziest thing ever done once on US military ship, having breakfast wardroom (officers lounge Operations Officer (OPS) walks This guy definition NOT morning person; he's still half asleep, bleary eyed basically zombie with bagel. He sits down across eat his bagel and is just barely conscious. My back is outboard side ship, and morning sun is blazing one portholes putting big bright-ass circle light right on his barely conscious face
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Favorite

Student Fakes Flat Tire, Lazy Classmates In Group Project Fail

This student decided to fake a flat tire so that their lazy classmates in the group project would fail. Just the kind of pro petty revenge that deserves some high marks. 

Student fakes a flat tire so that their lazy classmates fail the group project | Faked proof had flat tire so lazy people my group project would have do presentation themselves therefore likely will fail class where group research project/ presentation is huge chunk overall points. Everyone knows group projects always have one slacker who doesn't do anything have compensate However got stuck with possibly worst 3 people be project with class.
View List
  • -
  • Vote
  • -