Where there's a will to be lazy and get paid, there's a way. Something in this list might very well be that way for you. But if you're truly lazy, reading this list is already going to be too much work, right?
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You might relate with what these people have to say about those habits/actions that appear as lazy, while in reality, they are practical and highly useful! If anything, it's a reminder to care less about what people think, and instead do what works best for you to perform your duties the best YOU can.
These employees are here to share with you their methods for projecting an image in the workplace of important business matters, while in reality, you're entertaining your brain with something outside the job description/requirements. Sometimes, accomplishing what you want in the confines of a job, is all about providing a certain appearance. It's up to you, whether or not you own up to what you're doing, if you get caught in the act!
The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.
Everyone wants something and nobody wants to pay for it. The selfishness runs deep with these malicious buttholes. Some of these are funny because of how ridiculous they are. Others just make you mad to know that people like this exist.
It's mandatory holiday party season in your workplace and you do not care about these people in the slightest. Here's some ideas to really drive home the fact that they do not matter and you do not want to be there.
"Landowner Dennis" has a history of trying to shut down parties, not following through on basic maintenance, and is generally a total buzzkill. After multiple incompetent acts and a final threat, it's time for Dylan to throw down the gauntlet on his annoying and lazy landlord.
We've all been there, right? Do you, seal.
