lawn mower

This is what you get when you hire the department of redundancy department to mow your lawn.

Or else I'm gonna mow you down!

Don't go getting cited for drunk mowing now!

That was a horrible pun. Toro-ly unacceptable. Deerest apologies.

It only has one speed: awesome.

From the submitter:

Bagger broke? There, I fixed it. This leaf scoop solves the problem with leaves piling up in front of the mower deck and pushes the bulk to the curb. Though it will shove your leaves to the curb, you don't want to use this on a busy road because you will certainly get a few strange looks.

Also great for a quick mohawk.

~NSHA

Dad, I thowt we were goin to McDownalds?

Don't worry kiddo, we are. Just 17 more turn, 4 empty grass bags, a couple hedge trimmings and we're on our way!

~NSHA

He's probably watching a video on how to look like an elitist while doing everyday chores. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Oh man, sitting around while my machine does every thing is so much work! I better install a fan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy