We have reasonable doubt that these quotes did not fail to deliver.

Oops.

“Honestly, your Honor, I'm curious to see where opposing counsel takes this—let it ride.” These are actual real life things people said in a court, read in vocal fry by a real life lawyer.

That's one way to do it.

Don't do crime.

Human stupidity: the only inexhaustible resource.

Sometimes justice prevails.

That's some chaotic good right there.

An example of creative problem solving.

Impressive if true.