language

You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?

Scottish Twitter is a strange, wonderful and wit-filled place, where four-letter words are tossed around like yer mum's name at a ugly contest.

Attempts are drawn toward failure like a magnet. In these cases, you can't say these people and animals didn't try. Could they have tried harder? Maybe.

Prepare to feel as insipid as you are, mere simpleton. These great minds are in the leagues of Einstein and Nietzsche, and could not be bothered by your pedestrian ways. They know big words and inhabit the realm of ideas, something that you could never know. Do you even watch Rick and Morty?