language

You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.

You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

Scottish tweets are absolutely freakin' awesome. We're pretty sure. The ones we can figure out, at least.

It's true, you shouldn't expect people to speak perfect English everywhere in their world. That said these translations are light years away from perfect.

The end of a loaf of bread is the heel. It was always the heel, is the heel, and will always be the heel. And also it sucks.

The spelling is so bad with these folks that figuring out what they're trying to say is its own riddle.

Scottish People Tweets are a wonderful thing. They're all hilarious, that is if you have the linguistic skills to get through them.

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?