language

This one will leave you with some burning questions! 

Life is full of moments and feelings that we seem to have trouble explaining in one word. Luckily, someone has come up with one. For example, if you've ever been lost in a big loud anecdoche and all of a sudden you're overcome with rubatosis, you might find yourself having a jouska.

You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.

Scottish tweets are absolutely freakin' awesome. We're pretty sure. The ones we can figure out, at least.

You never know who speaks your language. So be polite, or you could end up being the bad guy in a Seinfeld-esque shenanigans.

It's true, you shouldn't expect people to speak perfect English everywhere in their world. That said these translations are light years away from perfect.

The end of a loaf of bread is the heel. It was always the heel, is the heel, and will always be the heel. And also it sucks.

The spelling is so bad with these folks that figuring out what they're trying to say is its own riddle.

Scottish People Tweets are a wonderful thing. They're all hilarious, that is if you have the linguistic skills to get through them.

Noah fence, but these people need to take a lessen in grandma.  Like, seriously, how hard is it to make missed steaks like these?

Scottish Twitter is a strange, wonderful and wit-filled place, where four-letter words are tossed around like yer mum's name at a ugly contest.

Attempts are drawn toward failure like a magnet. In these cases, you can't say these people and animals didn't try. Could they have tried harder? Maybe.

Prepare to feel as insipid as you are, mere simpleton. These great minds are in the leagues of Einstein and Nietzsche, and could not be bothered by your pedestrian ways. They know big words and inhabit the realm of ideas, something that you could never know. Do you even watch Rick and Morty?