lamp

No. Is horizontal lamp. Next question.

(For whatever reason I could only picture this as an exchange between Homer and the Khlav Kalash guy. Don't ask.)

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WINning? Yes. Creepy? Also yes.

Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.

~NSHA

As he reflected on the night, his mind passed briefly from the beer box on his head, to the bottle of rum in one hand and the lamp in the other, and to the scoliosis-stricken patient he was hosting for community service hours, and he was content.