knowledge

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.

We're not sure who's more shocked here; The retail worker who learned the power symbol isn't a camera, or the tech support dude who had to tell them?

Watch out for these online geniuses, for their mighty brains are oozing with knowledge.  Tread lightly in the comments section, for they are there. Waiting. Waiting to tell you exactly how smart they are.

Consider this an instruction manual of shortcuts to help keep you on track in this crazy game we call life. 

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

Where were these pro tips when I was suffering through school. 

Because sometimes someone misses class the day you learned about the civil war, or owls. 

Alright, let's be 100% honest here. Did you learn something new while reading these? No judgement.

Hopefully these aren't too shocking.