knowledge

Be afraid! These knowledge-Goliaths are on such a higher plane than you that your existence is pitiable. Having such heavy intellect on one's shoulders is a burden not one of you mere mortals could possibly understand.

Because sometimes someone misses class the day you learned about the civil war, or owls. 

Alright, let's be 100% honest here. Did you learn something new while reading these? No judgement.

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

Hopefully these aren't too shocking. 

It blows our minds that so much wisdom can come from the mere steamy confines of a damn shower. The geniuses of r/showerthoughts need to keep at it. 

Have honestly always wondered what the golden time is for the perfect nap. 

Prepare to have the horizons of your knowledge itself, expanded before your very eyes.