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This is the age we live in, ladies and gentlemen.

MTV: Not music. Kardashians: Not noteworthy. People: Still kind of terrible.

Hat tip to Uproxx.

I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:







These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.

But hey, at least they own up to it pretty well:

Up above here you can see Kim Kardashian's Instagram post. Suspiciously, the same photo is on a free wallpaper website. Whoops?