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A collection of funny dad jokes from dads on Twitter | Zack @Mr_Kapowski [kid's party Can leave? These things take forever Wife harsh whisper* Shut mouth. Watch our daughter open her presents

Dad Jokes That Went Full Dad Joke

People who let their mom count to zero share what happened afterwards | reddit post CaptainAwesome06 7h 3 4 Awards Tried once. She gave defeated sigh, then chuckled. Then she said something like getting too old day became man never forget my 32nd birthday.

People Who Let Their Moms Count To Zero Share The Results

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Parents describe the funniest conversations that they've had with their toddlers | SmudgeZelda• 3d 2 Awards have an almost daily conversation about its not nice color cat.

Parents' Most Absurd Conversations With Their Toddlers

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Dad Slowly Reveals Huge Lotto Win To Sons

Stories of the weirdest things people did as kids | IrrationallyCalm 43.4k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 回22 S around 8 years old liked way clean towels tasted. Something really enjoyed putting towel over straw, and drinking kool-aid through My mother wasn't fan having white towels covered with red spots, so she put stop pretty quick.

Extremely Weird Things People Did as Kids

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Big messes kids made | child sitting on the floor with colored pens drawing on a white dog | young kid smearing chocolate syrup on a cushion of a white couch while two dogs watch from behind

A Few Compelling Reasons to Not Have Kids

5 year old tricks adults into doing her homework | did someone do made think they were really smart? Rachel Sweeney, Digital Media Strategy, words are my own. Updated Dec 18 already knew my niece smart, but something she did at weekend pushed her into extreme intelligence 5 year old.

Five Year Old Is Too Smart for Her Own Good

People share the most trivial things they miss about their childhood | cptadder 18h miss arcades miss mall North Carolina 's long since closed down had an amazing Toy's R Us across street Spinnaker's at one end mall which made entire wing smell like amazing fresh bread 24/7 and about 25 stores had wood panel walls see smoke shops most places went through North Carolina last year after being away 15+ years and crap some malls had gotten and fact South Square shut down devastated most fact fields

Most Trivial Things People Miss About Their Childhood

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Kid's letters inspires wholesome vulnerability from other people. | Hugh Weber @hughweber Emerson, my 11 year old, is on bit wild ride with USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And think there's deeper message all. First backstory 6:45 PM 5/2/20 Twitter iPhone 2,805 Retweets 6,188 Likes

Twitter Thread: Kid's Letters Inspires Wholesome Vulnerability

Parent shares hilarious Twitter thread about the ridiculous things their kid says before bedtime | Kate Bowler @KatecBowler Night 3 Boy: Okay mom. Goodnight. Mom, why do have so much hair? Okay, night. Why is hair made cylinders? MOM want learn cord-on cordial? ACCORDION GOES LIKE THIS [frantically mimes accordion playing] MOM COME BACK ACCORDIONS ARE MADE BEES

Twitter Thread: Pressing Questions From A Six-Year-Old At Bedtime

Toddler leaves unwanted graffiti on car | Cheers and Jeers Conversation Starter 2 hrs Cheers lovely artwork left on my car by cute little toddler next door. As much as l'd love keep think would have been better have drawn picture using markers and paper and would have proudly hung on my refrigerator. Unfortunately gonna have buff out her masterpiece, so cheers detailer who can buff out scratches and leave my car looking good as new! Write comment GIF

Toddler Leaves Unwanted Artwork On Car, Detailer Restores Faith In Humanity

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Son's shirt says "players gonna play" and Karen proceeds to get offended | Mom ?e! Hey s up? Not much, just got down Yeah same here e So l actually wanted talk about something Yeah? About Well other day at playgroup bit. Unimpressed with wearing.

Son's Shirt Says "Players Gonna Play", Karen Gets Offended

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9-Year-Old Tries To Buy A Pint

Woman wants to use baby name of sister's adopted kid | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/skearns68 9 hours ago AITA having an issue with my sister's child's name? My sister S and are identical twins always felt like never been allowed have my own things have rhyming names, my mom always tried get us matching clothes, and shared bedroom s never bothered S like bothers She always wanted do same activities as and hang out with my friend group.

Woman Protests Sister's Adoption of Kid with Name She Wanted to Use

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Funny, interesting and silly quotes from kids | been having hard day last two years anonymous, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime

Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids

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Kid Is On Deeper Thought Level Than Mother