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Tweets about kids saying very creepy things | elizabeth bruenig O @ebruenig am tucking my 4.5 y/o alright angel, sleep good, jane: did know our house there's secret door no jane can only see at night dark nope. not interested jane: and has big big big room inside am begging stop, | My daughter had an imaginary friend named Rusty. She stopped mentioning him and after while asked had become him? She told us she had rolled him up rug and shoved him down heaven hole. She pretty nonchalant about Neve

Twitter Thread: The Wildly Creepy Junk Kids Say

funny video of kids learning to ride a bike

Kid Learns To Ride Bike, Gives Inspirational Speech

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A collection of the funniest and most creative insults that kids have come up with. | recently working with kid and another teacher, and kid turned other teacher and said about she probably listens all by myself at night

Funniest Ways That Kids Have Insulted Adults

little kid with a microphone during hockey game

Dad Mics Up 4-Year-Old For Hockey Game

Teacher describes the time that their students started worshipping a stuffed octopus | myathesleepyoctopus Wait take back cant believe forgot about time brought small stuffed octopus as class mascot because why tf not class high schoolers and didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck snack and gave octopus as tribute. Which led other students doing same thing, until every day there pile offerings Fweej Overseer, mostly consisting things like string cheeses and small bags chip

Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Stuffed Animal Gains Cult Following

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father to be finds out he's about to have triplets

Husband Learns He's Having Triplets

entitled mom lets kid have tablet at daycare and gets kicked out | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/porosisr 14 hours ago O 18 17 S 15 E 16 2 AITA not changing my rules and terminating care have home daycare like think pretty lenient but do have one big rule: Don't make bad guy understand might have different rules but don't make child resent by not backing dn Anyway, another rule is don't allow outside toys or electronics. Kids can bring stuffed animals nap if they're sleeping on rest mats but don't

Entitled Mom Brings Kid To Daycare With Tablet, Gets Booted

photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but

Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

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Entitled stepfamily ends up getting a bunch of terrible holiday gifts. | r/ProRevenge u/EisForElbowsmash 20h Join 8 e 5 3 6 B 6 Mess with my christmas? Pardon as ruin yours posted this r/entitledparents and suggested might enjoy here have edited slightly comply with rule 9 this sub, enjoy. TL:DR at end. This slow burn starts full year and half before my plan came into effect. Earlier year, my Dad quite sensibly suggested with size our family Christmas party skip generation with gifts ease

Entitled Stepfamily Plays Holiday Manipulation Game, Revenge Ensues

A collection of the funniest toddler breakdowns that parents witnessed. | Fluffyfluffycake 2d 1 Award My boy cried after stuffing his sandwich VHS recorder (early 90s there no movie about sandwiches. Reply 977

Funniest Toddler Breakdowns That Parents Witnessed

Stories and pictures of kids being strange and dumb | STAND UP BELIEVE i heart TRAINS child holding up a sign at a protest rally. Airdrie warns public brazen coyote after 6-year-old attacked at light festival Child is safe but disappointed he didn't turn into werewolf, mom says Sarah Rieger CBC News Posted: Dec 18, 2018 5:45 PM MT Last Updated: 3 hours ago

Moments that Prove Kids are Bizarre and Stupid

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parenting memes, funny jokes and tweets | I thought my 6 year old smuggling pipe into school s just kazoo, either way he's grounded. wooden box with a golden kazoo.

Dad Memes for the Dads Out There

Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

Dad of girl wants to ask the doctor how to increase his chances of having a boy. | AITA asking doctor increase chances having boy next time? Asshole Found out today at ultrasound my wife is pregnant with twin girls wasn't mad, but let down because already have two daughters and said C'mon an accident only meant say my head but guess so frustrated came out my mouth and said out loud. But fine because everybody laughed asked doctor could increase chances having boy next time, and he recommended

Dad Of Girl Wants To Ask Doc How To Increase Chances Of Having Boy

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Weird things children asked mall and store Santas to get them for Christmas | After waiting two hours line my daughter asked Santa hot dog.

Weird Things Kids Asked Mall Santas for Christmas

Funny recipes made by children | tweet by JordanKAdams97 My nephews Ethan's pre-k class made cook book, and all kids had come up with all recipese so much better than could've imagined. SepastianS Pancakes Serving: 3 Ser Pre Coc Cos WA Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 3 times Cost 70 Ingl Flou Bee Bak But But Ingredients: Salt and 's Where buy: Walmart Instructions: Wh get thingy house and put hot thingy. Turn on hot thingy and burns so Inst have be careful make like, something anu Yo po put and

Kids' Recipes We Don't See Ourselves Trying Out

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Man buys 15-year-old brother a PS5 and $500 gift card, entitled stepmom insists he's not being fair to his 16-year-old stepbrother

Man buys 15-year-old brother a PS5 and $500 gift card, entitled stepmom insists he's not being fair to his 16-year-old stepbrother

Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'

Homeowner gets back at inconsiderate neighbors who keep throwing trash over the fence by planting impossible-to-remove bamboo all over their yard: 'You reap what you sow'

Stepparent bans 16-year-old stepdaughter from singing while cheering on 18-year-old stepdaughter's singing career: 'Told her to stop and she didn't listen'

Stepparent bans 16-year-old stepdaughter from singing while cheering on 18-year-old stepdaughter's singing career: 'Told her to stop and she didn't listen'

Company only pays half of minimum wage, so new teen hire refuses to show up for first shift, causes other employees to quit: ‘Good luck… You guys gonna need it!’

Company only pays half of minimum wage, so new teen hire refuses to show up for first shift, causes other employees to quit: ‘Good luck… You guys gonna need it!’

Employee gets fired on the spot after giving their 2-week notice, boss then calls them later begging them to come back and finish out their notice period: 'I gave 2 weeks' notice. They fired me on the spot, then begged me to finish the week'

Employee gets fired on the spot after giving their 2-week notice, boss then calls them later begging them to come back and finish out their notice period: 'I gave 2 weeks' notice. They fired me on the spot, then begged me to finish the week'

Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted or received a formal offer for that job: 'We still hadn't discussed my salary'

Candidate gets berated for not showing up to "their" new job, even though they never even accepted or received a formal offer for that job: 'We still hadn't discussed my salary'

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