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You know, just in case you were looking for a way for your morning cup of coffee to be less healthy. For all those people that are hitting up KFC for breakfast food, of course.

I mean, have you seen that Double Down Dog?

Because the Double Down burger (you know, the one with bacon and cheese sandwiched between two pieces of chicken) wasn't enough for us, KFC is now testing a similar concoction with a hot dog and chicken "bun." That substance on the top? Could be mustard, could be cheese, could be the liquefied excretion from a fallen dark god, who knows! Makes you hungry though, huh?

Yes, that is a Double Down (you know, the sandwich with chicken instead of bread) with a beef patty and bacon in the middle. Your heart valves just closed reading that sentence.

For the record, this is the dumbest in a long line of false information about fast food perpetrated by Facebook dolts.