karate

While we have an impressive series of fails take place in this video of a karate dude attempting to chop coconuts, at least we can rest easy knowing that no coconut homies were harmed. Also, the fact that they set this up with a metal rail boggles the mind just a bit. 

George Dillman was out there claiming that he could knock people out without ever touching them. Whoah. 

I've never grasped how one goes about performing this impressive move without proceeding to eliminate armies of necessary brain cells. Dude, I've had a hard enough time managing to crush beer cans with my forehead on the rowdier, booze-soaked weekends of my life. 

Going back to work after a long weekend is never easy. You just got into that flow of sitting in bed until three, begging your roommate to get you a breakfast sandwich, eating said breakfast sandwich, and falling back asleep. 

But now you're back to work, and that's not nearly as fun. So in that spirit, why not allow this Kung Fu master take a kick to the nuts for you?

Master Wei Yaobin has been taking a shot to the balls daily for over 10 years. Apparently, this makes him a master in "Iron Crotch Kung Fu," which according to a YouTube description, the final word in just about anything, "can cure erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation."

This guy is unstoppable.