kangaroo

Someone get this shit on pay-per-view next time. That right hook is going places. 

When you have a couple rowdy kangaroos that refuse to make peace in your backyard, what else are you supposed to do?

Cuejo was recently rescued by the Cue Police Department after its mother was killed. Scott Mason, an officer at the dept., adopted the orphaned joey because he has experience in animal husbandry. Looks like he's doing an awesome job taking care of the little one.

Nope.