A thrift shop employee took it upon themselves to spice up the merchandise. It's reminiscent of some hilarious antiques roadshow alternate captions that can be found here.
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Via thatguywillt
These scrappers with a truck full of junk sabotage their own quick getaway. This Bud is not for you.
Redditor michaelsiemsen found the perfect way to hold onto all of the useless stuff in his garage his wife wouldn't let him throw away.
"For the past two years, anything sitting in our garage that the wife says we can't get rid of, I've hung as "art" in our otherwise useless front room" -- michaelsiemsen
Via @GossiplyYours
First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.
Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.
"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.
A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.
This is truly a monumental day in willy history.
