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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes

Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on here. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. For more dad jokes, check these out.

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Edgy Teen Jokingly Asks If Friend's Date Has Killed Anyone, He Says "Yes"

Dark jokes are fun and awesome until the exact moment when they get too real. I guess the lesson here is to not fully assume that everyone's got the same background as you. Damn that's awkward. I guess they got a bit of a history lesson out of it. Here are more awkward cringe moments that keep people up at night.

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Kid Demands Free Merch, Freaks Out When Company Sends Him Demolished Skateboard

Companies are always getting random requests for free stuff on Instagram. You'd expect when someone asks for free stuff, they'd be sort of polite about it, but this kid had the nerve to make demands, and eventually threats. So the company decided to have a little bit of fun with it. Sometimes companies get stupid inquiries and get sassy with it, like this guy who got in a row with a treasurer who didn't understand a payment plan.

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27 Unapologetically Bad (Good) Puns to Bring out the Dad in You

Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. For more boldly dumb jokes that are technically correct, check this out.

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For a lot of people, the use and abuse of their personal information by a monolithic data company isn't "hilarious." Privacy being a major concern on his own sites,  you wouldn't think the guy would want to call attention to it. And you'd think if he did, he would at least have a punchline.

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Twitter Users Not Getting Obvious Hashtag Joke Is Facepalm City

Whether or not you like the show, the hashtag is VERY obviously a deliberate joke. It's a small, simple joke. Some unfortunate people on Twitter didn't see it that way, to the point where it was seen as something to fight over. Thanks internet, for making us lose faith in humanity's capability to understand one simple joke. Holy crap.

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Guy's Impossible Garage Sale Find is One For The Books

Before there were loot boxes, there was just the Nintendo Gamecube. It just keeps getting better and better.

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These People Just Learned The Dark Truth Behind “Why The Chicken Crossed the Road”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Apparently because it wanted to kill itself.

At least that’s what someone on Twitter realized the other day. The old joke that kids across the world say and don’t understand might be a reference to suicide with “the other side” being the afterlife — or in the case of planet Earth someone’s digestive system.

Anyway, @Nickksun’s discovery is blowing minds across the internet. Check it out.

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