Johnny Depp

Let's get a round of applause for the dude who actually knows nothing! Johnny Depp clearly gives zero f**k's. 

"My Great Grandfather looks just like Johnny Depp"

Is might be safe to believe that Johnny Depp, Matthew McConaughey and Nic Cage are all vampires.

Johnny Depp recently played Donald Trump in a Funny or Die movie called "The Art of the Deal".  In this interview he really pins down exactly what he thinks is the essence of Donald Trump:  a brat. 

In other Trump news, these are real things that Donald Trump said about 50% of the population:

Johnny Depp stars in a movie about Donald Trump called 'Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.' It's just elaborate make-up but it's still pretty gruesome to watch Johnny Depp tear his face off.

This kinda makes you wonder if Donald Trump isn't just a character actor in a mask. It would certainly account for a lot of the things he does.

"Hey Johnny, how do you feel about wearing eyeliner and acting drunk for about 2 hours in exchange for a couple million dollars?"