john mayer

Just so you guys know, John Mayer is hopelessly, miserably confused about Garfield and the character's outspoken hatred toward everything that is Mondays. 

John Mayer just gave humanity a national treasure, in the form of this music video which was created by a company that normally does birthday/Bar Mitzvah videos. You better believe this one is ripe for getting meme'd to oblivion. 

In all fairness, James Blunt has a solid point on this one. And read us loud and clear: this is DEFINITELY not the first time James Blunt has brought the heat with some savage roasting. See here for another prime example. 

The similarities between Batman and The Accountant are alarmingly UNCANNY. Naturally, the ever thoughtful and introspective John Mayer seized the moment to float a surprisingly logical conspiracy theory about The Accountant being some sort of Batman origin story. Somehow, it kind of adds up....

It sounds an awful lot like John Mayer's been smoking too much of the devil's lettuce amidst his Grateful Dead revival tour. By coming right out and taking an aggressive stance that no, he most certainly is not high; he almost guaranteed the mass flood of Twitter trolls that collectively suggest otherwise. Gotta hand it to some of these people for the added efforts on playing around with the animal coloring. That cat peacock could be the 8th wonder of the world, easily.