Coke-snorting, of course, is what the Beatles were all about before Bob Dylan came along and introduced them to other things.
Chad Kreuger: the musical genius behind the Lennonesque song with a meter of possibly 4/5... or 5/4... wait, what's a music? Seriously though, what is a 4/5 time signature? Four nickel-notes per measure?
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As long as his name isn't Prince Harry Louis Zayn Liam Niall then I'm fine.
And if The Beatles had been around for The X Factor, they probably would have lost to One Direction.
