This has to be a troll. This guy asked Reddit if he was an asshole for ordering dinner and eating said meal with his girlfriend on a date, and NOT wanting to pay for it cause of the portion sizes. Also, it's gnocchi bro. This isn't some alien dish from another planet. Best sticking with McDonald's next time. Save yourself the deep and troubling emotional turmoil.
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First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.
This guy pivoted hard off a fresh friend zone situation with his crush. That's no easy business, getting all worked up to take the person you like to a concert, and then after inviting them along, you find out that the romantic interests are one-sided. Pretty brutal no matter how you slice and dice it.
That being said, he went ahead and asked Redditors whether or not he was a jerk for offering the concert ticket to someone else. The verdict would seem to be a solid, you are NOT the asshole.
The internet offered up their hot takes on whether or not this VP of Sales is in fact the jerk for firing an employee after their parents died; and the verdict is absolutely. I mean, come on, man. Timing is everything with that shit. Sure it's a cold and cruel world, and business is business, but maybe let things drag on a little bit amidst the life-defining, hard news.
This starts as an "Am I The Asshole" question about whether or not this guy's the jerk for wanting to give the name and phone number of his Tinder date that just stood up and bailed when it came up that they should split the bill. From there we see a collective, "absolutely not the jerk." I mean, whoever that was sounds like a real piece of entitled work. Good riddance. To make matters all the more satisfying, it sounds like he got his sweet karmic justice on the nightmarish Tinder date in the end.
The bridezilla in this situation sounds like she's absolutely crossing the line with this request. For her to ask the bridesamid in this situation to wear a wig to the wedding is pretty ice cold. What do you guys think?
If you're looking for more juicy wedding content we recommend you check out the time a bridezilla wanted her wedding makeover for free and lost her shit when she got denied.
When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.
It's what we've always wanted to do when we see someone hoarding a perfectly good parking spot. This person just happened to have the energy, time, and dedication to really make it happen. Hats off to these acts of somewhat petty but always satisfying displays of street justice.
