It's 10 am

That's some straight up cognitive dissonance right there.

What position to choose.

What a winner.

A questionable dad move.

"Want the ride to stop? Okay."

When u/maddaneccles1 and his wife needed to get work done on their old car, u/maddaneccles1 had a good look at the car and noticed a crack in the exhaust manifold. He made it a pretty good way into dismantling the exhaust before encountering some extremely troublesome seized bolts. That's when they decided to take it in to the mechanic. When u/maddaneccles1's wife got to the mechanic, the mechanic was extremely cocky. He quoted the wife for a long list of parts and repairs that u/maddaneccles1…

It's an open and shut case.

What a piece of work.

It's a 12 hour flight.

The answer is yes. This feels like one of those interaction that feels like it should have a record scratch moment. One of those brief slices in time where everything stops, you look down at the children who you've made cry for no reason other than your own convenience, and you should wonder to yourself, “how did I get here?” That's something a normal person would think. But not this entitled parent

Apartment living isn't for everyone.

Middle fingers up

Sighs, marriage eh?

Not cool bro

"You have a lot to work on."