Why do we need all this high-concept trivia junk and families trying to make Steve Harvey do his “uh oh” face when this whole time we could have just been greasing up people in body suits and making them climb slippery stairs? Seriously it's a damn shame that we even try to put together elaborate obstacle courses when this was always an option.

Is there a mascot for "getting stuck in things?"

It's brilliant.

Well it's better to learn late than never.