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Just about any item, from toilet plungers to garbage bags can seem sinister when you own enough to fill a room with them. Also, hoarding tons of stuff can make you generally reviled, like this toilet paper hoarding Karen.

I mean, sure, you could PROBABLY use two clothes irons to construct a sort of jury-rigged panini press, but before you enact your brilliant new plan, think to yourself if you actually have to ruin your irons. Chances are it won't be worth the sandwich, but it would be worth this list. In life you'll see many questionable fixes, and while they may seem awesome in theory, there's usually a reason to do things the right way.

This might crush your dreams of being a mover.