iron

Iron is an essential mineral in the body. It's also the more simple form of steel and literally changed the world forever since it was first created. So iron out some of those creases with some steaming puns.

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Who knew one dropped clothes iron could be all you need to recreate the pained gurgling of a nighttime horror. Seriously, it sounds like a wet interrupted belch made out of hot bog water passing over a leathery, tumescent throat. It's just excellent.

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Quick Story Behind Knight's Iron Hand is Metal AF

Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.

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iron nail real men real men eat iron - 6589660928
By Concrete-canyon
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Fun fact: If you were take all the iron in your body rite nao (assuming no deficiencies), it would be enough to make a single 3" nail.

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By Unknown
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I mean, I really needed to press my diamond-encrusted shirt, dude.

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dual use iron stove - 5702696704
By Rafael
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Perfect if you like your processed cheese lasagna black on the bottom and frozen on top!

~NSHA

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iron made in china product fail toys - 5592920832
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Because it's Christmas Eve and this is the only thing left on the shelf.