iron

Iron is an essential mineral in the body. It's also the more simple form of steel and literally changed the world forever since it was first created. So iron out some of those creases with some steaming puns.

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Who knew one dropped clothes iron could be all you need to recreate the pained gurgling of a nighttime horror. Seriously, it sounds like a wet interrupted belch made out of hot bog water passing over a leathery, tumescent throat. It's just excellent.

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Quick Story Behind Knight's Iron Hand is Metal AF

Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.

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By Rafael
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Perfect if you like your processed cheese lasagna black on the bottom and frozen on top!

~NSHA

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By -Ghost-
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Don't make a joke about hot buns, don't make a joke about hot buns....

This rider must have some pretty HOT BUNS.

Dammit.

~NSHA

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By SR1977
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Can't tell if desperate, or just brilliant.

~NSHA

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By Riga Style (Via riga.in)
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You have 10 minutes before you have to leave for a job interview. You're starving and your only clean shirt is wrinkled. You have a very important decision to make. This man chose... poorly.

~NSHA

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