ipod

A purse with a built-in iPad tablet frame and cover. Could be useful, but considering the abuse I've seen purses be put through, it could also step up the ol' wear and tear on your precious tablet. Maybe they'll make a purse where the iPad is stored in the middle, and the rest of the compartments are stuffed with package peanuts and bubble wrap.

~OLJ

Life-sucking, non-essential vices developed by corporate fat cats who trick us into buying more and more. Oh, and cigarettes.

~NSHA

Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA

Unless, of course, the music is MSTRKRFT and the drink is a Jägerbomb. Then you've pretty much got no choice but to stay awake.

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA

I think the fact that this exists is more annoying that hearing it blast Justin Bieber on the sidewalk. ~NSHA

What, you expect the guy in the $22,000 car to come up with something better? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Common sense is the most commonly left at home item. ~Not-So-Handy Andy