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Today Kanye or Ye or whatever his new name is, sat down with President Trump to chat. For the sake retaining some sliver of sanity while writing this (and feeling like it's out of a dystopian fictional reality), we're not going to go into further details. The biggest takeaway the world had from the whole debacle was Ye's passcode. 

Apple's new iPhone XS which retails at a nice and hefty $999 AND their XS Max (a measly $1,099) have been reported for allegedly glamorizing people's selfies with auto touchups. Is Apple trying to further instill unrealistic beauty standards, through incognito photoshopping; or is this the latest upgrade people get for shoveling obscene amounts of money into the latest iPhone? Who's to say. All I know is we've got what's been coined as the #Beautygate scandal on our hands, and people have feelings about it. 

When you offer to pay 30 dollars for a 300 dollar laptop, it doesn't help your case to start calling the seller a dumbass who deserves to get hit by a car.

Before you go checking to see what Facebook thinks of your political leanings, see what weird and helpful features are hidden in the things you use on a daily basis.

This unfortunate mom keeps getting autocorrected into German and Ichs ducking funny.

If it seems like your iPhone's been slowing down over time that's cause it quite literally has, by design. Yes, in a statement released by Apple on Thursday, they confirmed that updates have been programmed to render iPhones slower than they once were. Let's just say the skeptics of the world were not stoked to have their suspicions confirmed, in regards to their iPhones being slowed down intentionally. Yet, Apple claims this is a strategically-motivated, preservation tactic to protect the internal components of your iPhone. 

Thanks to the new iPhones everyone has great jokes now.