Internet roasts hold a special place in our hearts, mainly for their unending creativity. IRL, no one would think to call someone a “warm toilet seat” or a “hate filled turnip”! Thankfully, hidden behind their keyboards , these merciless roast-masters are coming for everyone. They're lurking in the comments section , ready to pounce. Scroll down to check out these frankly jaw-dropping insults that are both funny and previously unheard of. Next, click here to see these fantastic Photoshop fails…

That's descriptive.

Still hurts.

People are really good at this.

As everyone knows by now, Wendy's is the be-all-end-all for Twitter brutality masquerading itself as a fast food company. But let's get down to brass tacks, this is just a weird form of advertising. It doesn't really make us want to eat square burgers and finger chili, but man, the replies are gold tier. It's a hard phenomenon to place. It feels weird and gross to watch sporting goods stores and food brands use word mercenaries to compete for attention, but at the same time, it's absolutely sur…

The right creative insult can absolutely waste someone.

Well, Sharon, but still.

Ah, some good old rare insults.

One could call it humility, sort of.

Roasted to a crisp.

Oh boy, these are great.

Love us some good old fashioned rare insults.

The rare insult is its own kind of art form.

Zero punches were pulled on these insults.

Let the self-deprecation commence!

The internet is always ready to humble someone.