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Tumblr Thread: Mad Lad Eats Wolf Spiders

Wow, this Tumblr thread is quick and particularly absurd. We've got a true case of a mad lad who apparently conquered their spider infestation problem, by, well, eating them. Yeah, that's a curveball you don't see everyday. Real or not, just imagining some dude doing this is equal parts mind blowing strange and hilarious. 

A quick and bizarre Tumblr thread about a person that ate spiders | vviimmv why FUCK is there big spider on my bedroom wall doesn't look like any spider ever seen my entire life fuck sicklythiasus are sure 's spider? vviimmv yes am looks like this
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The Hercules beetle is a species of rhinoceros beetle and it's one of the largest flying insects out there. And when those wings start beating it seriously sounds like it's cutting grass. Anyway sweet dreams.

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Hilarious Facebook Group Pretends To Be Ants

This is a work of art. If life ever gets under your skin, and you forget that there are absolutely absurd creations like this Facebook group that is dedicated to pretending to be ants...well, you're welcome. 

People pretend to be ants in a hilarious Facebook group | shared her first post. New Member Guyz just found this on ground while doing my daily duties Help LIFT so can take QUEEN | lift lift lift lick lift
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TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

Well, that's one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you've accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn't eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that's that. 

Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.
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Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

Not all days are created equal; some possess much more nightmarish moments than others. For instance, this particular predicament involving a mortified concierge at the Chateau Marmonte having to deal with a Huntsman spider. 

Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj
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Via ET Canada
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Kevin Hart is not feeling his new butterfly friend. The dude can't remain in his seat during the interview when the butterfly shows up. Meanwhile, "The Rock" remains composed and tries to poke some fun at the whole situation. Oh well, bugs aren't for everyone! 

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Funny Entomologist Rates Accuracy of Ant Emojis

Honestly this wasn't something we'd ever think about, but the fact that someone is this passionate about ant emojis makes you think "of course someone would notice this and have an incredibly precise opinion on it." Here are some really funny reviews of various animals themselves.

Entomologist reviews ant emojis.
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Woman Insists That Honey Is Bee's Blood

What we have here is a fine display of the kind of cluelessness that generally leaves us speechless. Tough to carry on negotiations with someone who believes that honey is bee's blood. I mean, come on Bonnie, it is time to read a book. 

Moronic woman believes that honey is bee's blood.
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This is how it starts. Tomorrow this little guy will return with a pack of friends, and before you know it...what was once a measly little crumb of a lunch, will end up being a swarm that confiscates the entire thing. 

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Girl Accidentally Traumatizes Moth-Phobic Boyfriend By Enclosing Him In Space With Tons Of Butterflies

This girl mistakenly traumatized her now ex-boyfriend by enclosing him in a space with tons of butterflies. The real kicker here is that the poor guy was already deathly afraid of moths. Sounds like things just weren't working out for these two. Can't imagine the look on his face when this happened. 

Girl accidentally traumatizes her ex-boyfriend by taking him on a date that traps him with tons of butterflies.
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The sound those bees make as they slam against the camera sends shivers down the spine. You've gotta love their ability to keep cracking jokes amidst the utter chaos. 

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This thing is literally multiple feet wide and when they get to spraying holy crap do those thousands of little bastards get pissed. It makes sense this guy used this as an opportunity to promote his pest control business, because that nest is a pants-crapping behemoth of nope-like proportions.

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An Informative Tumblr Post Calls Out Vegans For Not Eating Honey

Vegans NEED to read this one. It might be un-bee-lievable for some vegans, but it sounds like honey is where it's at. 

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Horrified Guy's Story About His Bathroom Break With A Scary Guest Ends In Public Humiliation

This rattled guy's story about the bathroom break from hell itself, is made worse by the ensuing dialogue about his bathroom exploits to the rest of his office. His boss sounds like quite the chatterbox. Seems like he learned two lessons: double check those toilets for giant spiders, and keep your private information to yourself, unless you want the rest of the office to know about it. This is a serious TIFU story and I'm pretty sure I'd be traumatized from this. Poor guy. 

tifu story about spider in bathroom
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21 Stumped People Who Got Fulfilling Answers To Their Mysterious Finds

Sometimes you see something and with your whole heart and soul you wonder "what the hell is that?" Thanks to the pool of geniuses over at r/whatisthisthing, mysteries like this are posed and solved every day. May the internet make it so that we'll never have to not know anything ever again. Okay, except maybe when you find mysterious items in your dad's toolbox. Maybe it'd be best to not know the truth behind those.

cool mysterious finds
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