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Sometimes we walk outside, into a spiderweb, and realize that that was enough outside for the day. It would appear that this woman experienced one of those times. We're glad she was able to walk it off. 

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Girl Accidentally Unleashes Army Of Spiders

If you're like most of the humans out there the thought of a swarm of spiders popping up out of nowhere likely sends some chills down your spine. We can only imagine what kind of panic-induced adrenaline was coursing through this poor girl when she realized she'd accidentally transported a load of spiders to her friend's place!

Girl accidentally unleashes an army of spiders at her friend's house | r/tifu u/princessmegnu 19h Join 1 1 TIFU by bringing bag spiders my friends house and unleashing them M So, my friend begin with isn't big fan spiders. She constantly cleans her house them. She's not got phobia but certainly is not their biggest fan plan go away September, and she wanted look at hotels. She hasn't got computer/laptop so brought mine look easier viewing.
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Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

This is one of those wild Tumblr interactions that we sorely hope is nothing more than a devilish troll on the part of the one profoundly clueless Tumblr user. The dude suggests that honey comes from bees that have been squashed up in some kind of grinder device. Seriously, where do people read some of this stuff? 

Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about trade school and the point of tests.

A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects
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Traumatized Man Encounters Satan's Centipede

This is one of those stories that just makes your skin crawl. This poor dude was being proactive and doing a little housecleaning, when he encountered a horrifying, behemoth of a centipede. To make matters worse, the centipede proceeded to crawl up his arm with lightning level speed. Chills. 

Terrified man encounters giant house centipede | r/tifu Join u/skankybutstuff 5d 1 1 3 F 2 TIFU by meeting Satan's centipede M My hands are still shaking, but have tell someone horrors just experienced fairly active guy, and got few those sleeveless shirts wear working out. But with lockdown and few life events s been about 1, 2 months since had strict workout schedule. These sleeveless shirts have been hanging together back my closet since then, just chillin.
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Woman Tries To Eat Homegrown Tomatoes, Gets In Showdown With Wasp

This woman was just trying to enjoy the results of her hard earned efforts with growing some tomatoes. You'll see at the end that those tomatoes are a thing of beauty. That being said, she ends up in a tense, adrenaline-charged duel with a persistent monster wasp. Things could've gone very differently. 

Woman tries to eat her homegrown tomatoes and ends up in a showdown with a wasp | r/tifu Join u/leahnardo 1d 1 2 4 F1 3 2 1 TIFU by not watering my tomatoes and underestimating physics M This happened about thirty minutes ago. So l've been Covid gardening since March, growing stuff seeds, and my tomatoes are monsters. Six feet high and still going. Temps have been upper 90's, so need water them twice day check their condition, note they do need water, then see an actual TOMATO OMG. Since this is
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Twitter Thread: Man Discovers Caterpillars In Broccoli, Rollercoaster Ensues

Sam Darlaston was going to prepare some of his favorite veggies, broccoli, when he discovered some little caterpillar homies in the broccoli. Apparently, this isn't too rare of an occurrence, and it's totally fine if you accidentally end up eating them. With that being said, Sam approached the situation a totally different way. He nurtured those bad boys to their final form. Sit back and enjoy the ride. 

A fun Twitter thread on broccoli worms | Sam Darlaston @samd_official Hey @Tesco about cook my favourite vegetable all time (broccoli) and after unwrapping my surprise, found caterpillars inside! They're really nice and ended up keeping one as pet and naming him. but just as heads up, some broc has c-pillars
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Dude Helps Move Couch, Caterpillar Nightmare Ensues

Man, nothing worse than a good deed being met with a seriously gnarly batch of bad luck. Yes, we're talking tons of caterpillars that managed to leave their poor victim with countless itchy marks. We'd guess that next time they go to move a couch they'll be double checking that situation. 

Dude helps friend move a couch and a caterpillar nightmare ensues | r/tifu Join u/butneverdestroyed 1d TIFU by helping move couch had been sitting outdoors week. L Mandatory 'happened yesterday. My husband's family celebrates Father's Day by gathering at their camp and having cookout and getting some chores out way my FIL wants get accomplished. No problem. Tlove camp and love chances help my FIL.
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Tumblr Thread: Mad Lad Eats Wolf Spiders

Wow, this Tumblr thread is quick and particularly absurd. We've got a true case of a mad lad who apparently conquered their spider infestation problem, by, well, eating them. Yeah, that's a curveball you don't see everyday. Real or not, just imagining some dude doing this is equal parts mind blowing strange and hilarious. 

A quick and bizarre Tumblr thread about a person that ate spiders | vviimmv why FUCK is there big spider on my bedroom wall doesn't look like any spider ever seen my entire life fuck sicklythiasus are sure 's spider? vviimmv yes am looks like this
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The Hercules beetle is a species of rhinoceros beetle and it's one of the largest flying insects out there. And when those wings start beating it seriously sounds like it's cutting grass. Anyway sweet dreams.

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Hilarious Facebook Group Pretends To Be Ants

This is a work of art. If life ever gets under your skin, and you forget that there are absolutely absurd creations like this Facebook group that is dedicated to pretending to be ants...well, you're welcome. 

People pretend to be ants in a hilarious Facebook group | shared her first post. New Member Guyz just found this on ground while doing my daily duties Help LIFT so can take QUEEN | lift lift lift lick lift
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TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

Well, that's one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you've accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn't eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that's that. 

Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.
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Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

Not all days are created equal; some possess much more nightmarish moments than others. For instance, this particular predicament involving a mortified concierge at the Chateau Marmonte having to deal with a Huntsman spider. 

Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj
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Via ET Canada
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Kevin Hart is not feeling his new butterfly friend. The dude can't remain in his seat during the interview when the butterfly shows up. Meanwhile, "The Rock" remains composed and tries to poke some fun at the whole situation. Oh well, bugs aren't for everyone! 

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Funny Entomologist Rates Accuracy of Ant Emojis

Honestly this wasn't something we'd ever think about, but the fact that someone is this passionate about ant emojis makes you think "of course someone would notice this and have an incredibly precise opinion on it." Here are some really funny reviews of various animals themselves.

Entomologist reviews ant emojis.
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Woman Insists That Honey Is Bee's Blood

What we have here is a fine display of the kind of cluelessness that generally leaves us speechless. Tough to carry on negotiations with someone who believes that honey is bee's blood. I mean, come on Bonnie, it is time to read a book. 

Moronic woman believes that honey is bee's blood.
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Via jlswartz
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This is how it starts. Tomorrow this little guy will return with a pack of friends, and before you know it...what was once a measly little crumb of a lunch, will end up being a swarm that confiscates the entire thing.