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35 Hilarious Things People Said Under Anesthesia

When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

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Dude's Insulting Cousin Disputes Inheritance and Causes Mad Drama

After an exchange like this, we're not sure if this guy is gonna get that washing machine, tv, and bathroom he wanted. Who ever thinks this is a good way to get what you want? For more behavior like this, here are some frustrating cheapskates who tried and failed to take advantage of people.

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28 Absolutely Wild Stock Images That Some Lunatic Asked For

Whose fault is this? The photographer? The models? The prop guy? We don't think these stock images really have any discernable use, but they still manage to exist anyway. If anyone needs a stock image for an angry doctors conference or a sexy pumpkin festival, we know where to send you. The world of stock images can be a weird one. Here are stories from people who found their stock photos being used in the strangest of places.

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17 Parents Share the Most Devastating Secrets They Keep from Their Kids

Everyone is lying to their kids about something. The difference is in the size of the lie. Some parents hid enormous, life-changing secrets from their kids. Other parents are stealthy about the amount of ice cream in the house that their kids don't know about. On the lighter side of parental lies, here are 29 of the funniest lies parents told their kids.

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Insanely Demanding Woman Wants Person to Watch Her Diabetic Dog for Cheap

We can't think of a worse pet sitting situation out there. This lady doesn't even promise the small amount of money she offers, deliberately withholds information about the dog's condition until after the sitter would have agreed, and then calls her weak for not wanting to totally derail her life for a hundred bucks. Absolutely phenomenal. We've seen people make insane lists of rules before, like this bride's friend who made a list for a bachelorette party.

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16 GameStop Employees Share the Craziest Things They've Seen

Weird customers! Mean customers! People trying to trade in obviously stolen games! What may have been a haven during your own childhood, and a confusing maze for grandmas trying to find a game in time for Christmas, was a wild land of weirdness and misfortune for the employees who worked there. Here are some more customer service stories from GameStop Employees.

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24 Little Things That Make People Mad At The Entire Planet

These tiny triggering things are the equivalent of getting a mini rock stuck in your shoe, when you're in the middle of trying to walk somewhere. They are miniature in size, but just enough to drive someone off the wall INSANE. 

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The timing and juxtaposition are what really makes this one. You know, I don't think it's this guy's first time playing the game. Reminds us of the old guitar hero days. Almost makes you wanna listen to some DragonForce.

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24 Unbelievably Bonkers Moments from History That Actually Happened

Yeah, we googled em. Pretty legit. We're as surprised as you. It kind of makes sense, if you consider how long people have been around, and all the things we've done, that someone would've thought to enlist a bear in the military or that multiple people would have died in a literal whiskey flood. History is crazy.

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Student Gets Sweet Dog Poop Themed Revenge on Insane Neighbor

Fighting with a neighbor can get notoriously intense. When that neighbor is totally in the wrong, and starts spreading lies about your behavior, then it's time to pull the ripcord and make some serious moves.

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Parallel Parking Standoff Is Next Level Petty

Reality is really beginning to feel like a parody of itself. @Mrhflrs documented a traffic dispute that tested the limits of human endurance. We don't doubt it was probably a primo parking spot, but jeez. Reminds us of this moronic traffic dispute that required police assistance.

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13 Supernaturally Entitled Bozos Who Let Their Greed Flag Fly

We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.

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Entitled Woman Demands Free Makeup and Delivery, Blows up When She Doesn't Get It

Here's some classic childish behavior. We still don't know what goes through these people's minds that makes them think that they can act like this. It's funny that the moment someone can't have something they want for free, it's "garbage anyway." All of this hate for some free makeup, too.

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13 Brave Souls Share The Creepiest Places They've Ever Been

We're not sure what compels people to seek out abandoned mental hospitals and creepy places of all sorts, but we're glad to hear their report when (if) they make it back. If you wanna freak yourself out some more, here's some creepy stuff people had happen closer to home.

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Funny Commenters Go Way Too Hard in Marathon Post About Where Drugs Went

It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and  therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.

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19 Moronic Reasons Customers Demanded to See the Manager

Lord help the customer service representative who has to deal with the customer who thinks they're always right. These stories are a mixed bag. Sometimes the insane customer gets their comeuppance, and sometimes they just benefit from their frustrating behavior. If you wanted to read more manager stories, then here you go.

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