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Every school had a few of those kids that would do absolutely anything to get people's attention. Sometimes it was making up insane lies, other times it was pulling their lunchmeat out at a birthday party or drinking during a test. Either way it often led to some kind of school scandal. What ever happened to those kids, anyway?

People can be very particular, selfish creatures. Sometimes we think we'll be good with someone before realizing that our other quirks will get on their nerves so terribly that they never want to see us again. Some reasons are overly petty, some malicious, and some outright bizarre. Some people outright try to screw over their Ex. Lawyers, legal assistants and other people have collected some real weird reasons some folks had to get a divorce.

These lucky people all found themselves less than seconds, or in some cases inches away from complete and utter destruction. It really makes you feel deep thoughts about the delicate balance in which all our lives hang. And also it's effin' wild. For stupid people who things didn't perfectly work out for, check out these utter morons who deserve darwin awards.

Thank goodness for reflexes. These videos would look a whole lot different if not for some quick thinking or just straight up luck. Honestly, most of these are just luck. Here's to monster trucks and trains having effective breaks. For more close calls, check out these close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

These close calls are inches, feet, and seconds away from being really not fun to watch. Congratulations on everyone's luck in these videos, because without it they would all likely be hurting a lot more. For more close call gifs, here are some close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

Life is a series of close calls. Yours might be almost having spilled your coffee this morning. For these people it was almost getting hit by a train. Oh, quick reminder, look both ways before crossing the street. Don't save the looking for when you're halfway through. These could have been some real doozies. For more, here are some close calls where people escaped ruin by moments.

We're not super sure what drives people to make absolutely insane demands and insult the hell out of strangers their dealing with. Is it the anonymity? Maybe sheer desperation? Either way these folks don't look like they're going away any time soon, so the only thing we can do is prove to them that their tactics won't work.

It doesn't just have to be music related. Metal is a state of mind. When you see something particularly brutal, like a dude gluing his fingers back on, or a whale exploding all over a bunch of bystanders, you know deep down that what you've just witnessed is none other than utterly metal. Check this out more some metal memes that are brutal enough for satan.

Sometimes people aren't at a point in their life where they're ready for a relationship. Honestly, a lot of people will never be at that point. Here are some folks who had wild run-ins with people who, for a variety of reasons, couldn't hold up their end of the relationship bargain. Sometimes when you're ready to leave, you'll run into big problems, like this guy whose ex-girlfriend wouldn't let him break their lease.

You never go FULL insane people Facebook. Unless you want to end up here. These people are all kinds of crazy. 

When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

After an exchange like this, we're not sure if this guy is gonna get that washing machine, tv, and bathroom he wanted. Who ever thinks this is a good way to get what you want? For more behavior like this, here are some frustrating cheapskates who tried and failed to take advantage of people.

Whose fault is this? The photographer? The models? The prop guy? We don't think these stock images really have any discernable use, but they still manage to exist anyway. If anyone needs a stock image for an angry doctors conference or a sexy pumpkin festival, we know where to send you. The world of stock images can be a weird one. Here are stories from people who found their stock photos being used in the strangest of places.

Everyone is lying to their kids about something. The difference is in the size of the lie. Some parents hid enormous, life-changing secrets from their kids. Other parents are stealthy about the amount of ice cream in the house that their kids don't know about. On the lighter side of parental lies, here are 29 of the funniest lies parents told their kids.

We can't think of a worse pet sitting situation out there. This lady doesn't even promise the small amount of money she offers, deliberately withholds information about the dog's condition until after the sitter would have agreed, and then calls her weak for not wanting to totally derail her life for a hundred bucks. Absolutely phenomenal. We've seen people make insane lists of rules before, like this bride's friend who made a list for a bachelorette party.