You don't want to find yourself classified as an r/iamverysmart, intellectual titan. The following are signs that you might fall under that category, or you might be one of those rare actual enlightened few, that keep your smarts to yourself.
It's hard out there for a hopeless romantic. Especially on Snapchat...
It must be unimaginably difficult to lead such enlightened lives surrounded by filthy, mindless mouth breathers.
They're clearly so smart we will NEVER understand them.
