hygiene

Not strong enough! Pass the eye bleach!

~NSHA

If the smell was strong enough, management could go around sniffing people's keyboards and giving mandatory hygiene seminars to the ones whose keyboards smelled like poo.

If I were blind, I could just imagine getting to the end of that sentence and going "eewwwww noooo ewwwwww" and feeling weird about it for the rest of the day.