hydraulic press

These hydraulic press videos never fail to break down preconceived notions about what can successfully be crushed to smithereens in a satisfying display of utter destruction. Still in our thoughts and prayers, Stretch Armstrong. Watch that ridiculous video here, by the way. The dudes are back at it again to take on an anvil. Let's go baby!

These hydraulic press videos are nothing short of a gift to humanity. Granted, the whole crushing Stretch Armstrong thing is a bit on the outer end of the spectrum. Will Stretch make it through all the pressure, or give in and kick the bucket?

These Hydraulic Press 'crush all the things' videos are some kind of mesmerizing-- therapeutic in a watch allegedly indestructible shit get flattened and emasculated to sliver-like existence. 

Morbid and satisfying, right?