humping

We've all had that moment when a packed bus or train pulls up and we think "oh crap." Sometimes those moments are met with the distraught feelings of realizing you'll just have to wait for another. Other times, you're just like "oh I am getting on this bus." This guy is getting on this bus.

Close enough, right?

It's true! Textured brown beer bottles are so similar to the look and color of female wings of a certain beetle species that males will hump the bottles until they dehydrate and die. Won't someone think of the beetles!