The gargantuan girth and powerful presence of absolute units are too real to be denied. Turns out whatever the world makes, it's working on a bigger version right now. And these absolute units are just too mighty for this little world. There are big grapes, large eggs, rotund squirrels, titanic crabs and goliath potatoes. And just like the absolute units themselves, there's more where that came from.
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John Scott-Railton regales the specifics of what is becoming a demonstrably huge screw up in one of the most used thoroughfares in global trade. The massive ship is just kind of sitting there as other vessels form a traffic jam behind it. Some say it's being partially refloated, but it's proving to be a pretty big problem that's just sort of sitting there.
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Knowing that this thing is walking around, it makes a little more sense that chickens are distantly related to T-Rexes. Dang, that bird is so big it belongs on Sesame Street. Are we sure this behemoth isn't just an ostrich?
There's a heavy duty version of just about everything. Mattresses, tools, horses and frogs all have their own absolute units. These big boys are gargantuan in stature and plump in frame. These absolute units are just too mighty for this little world. When you see a big boy you know what's up.
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This thing is literally multiple feet wide and when they get to spraying holy crap do those thousands of little bastards get pissed. It makes sense this guy used this as an opportunity to promote his pest control business, because that nest is a pants-crapping behemoth of nope-like proportions.
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"It's Moby dck!"
Michael Bergin had himself an aquatic adventure the likes of which the rest of us can only dream of having.
Well, at least he acted like it. The very excitable Bostonian (actually his Facebook profile says he's from Malden, MA, which is just outside Boston) landed the fish of his dreams and goes fckin' insane during the whole f*ckin' adventure.
Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
And you lucky bastard get to see the whole f*ckin' start of the f*ckin' thing right here, bro:
Today was a great way to end summer thank u
Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
This glorious man guesses that it's everything from a baby whale to a tuna.
We're almost positive it's an ocean sunfish, which do indeed swim in the Atlantic. A few of the Facebook commenters agreed with us.
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This is the largest medieval manuscript in existence - The Codex Gigas
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