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We're not sure what compels people to seek out abandoned mental hospitals and creepy places of all sorts, but we're glad to hear their report when (if) they make it back. If you wanna freak yourself out some more, here's some creepy stuff people had happen closer to home.

Here are some tips for how to look like an adult and trick your guests into thinking you have your life together. These tips are counterintuitive, pointless and ridiculous but it seems like they probably work. Most adult houses look something like this, at least in magazines or something. If you want actual bad advice, here are some straight up terrible life-hacks.

Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.

The only person you're hurting when you don't ask ALL the questions during the inspection of your hopeful house, is yourself! That would seem to be the overriding theme here with these homeowners who gained their wisdom through experience, and isn't that very experience just another name for our mistakes. So, let's learn from them with these homeowning life hacks, if we ever scrap together enough money to buy homes of our own. 

Will anybody stop these awful millennials from killing every industry in sight? Today it's Chili's, cable, and taxis. Tomorrow it'll be THE WORLD.

Listen, you can read into the horrors of the gingerbread universe as much as you want. By this standard, isn't a freshly made snowman  standing in a pool of his own body parts? Maybe it's best not to think too much about this.

Some of these are living nightmares, others are relics of a time long past. More of them are embarrassing things people hid and forgot about. A few are the reason the last tenants left the place.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

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Good to know the husband would survive this horror movie. 

People have worked themselves into fits of fear-riddled hysteria over this house listing. Did they stumble upon a real life house of tortured horrors, or what?