Not sure what the takeaway here is, but this is some straight up cowboy shit. I guess for starters, don't steal horses. Honestly, if you don't know what you're doing, don't even get close to horses. And if the cops stop you riding a horse that's not yours while you're under the influence, we don't really even know what could happen to you. Can they tell if it's a hot horse? Can you get a horse DUI? We just know cops can enforce some real stupid laws if you're being a real asshole.
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A homeowner called Lufkin Police to respond to a possible burglary in progress. As it turned out, the trespasser they found was even more confused than they were. Reminds us of this twitter thread about cops responding to a suspected burglary with an even dumber ending. But seriously, that is one terrified deer.
You'd think that not stealing peoples stuff and being generally alright would be a universal thing people know to do in someone else's house. You would be wrong. These people had to deal with houseguests who were rude, demanding, and downright gross. If you wanna see more stories about the rudest thing a houseguest has don in someone's home, check these out.
Imgur user Solarstephy got a hot tip on this Ranch style house in Buda, Texas. It looks pretty unassuming from the outside, but step inside and your eyes start to water. Who of all people would be comfortable living here? A baroque cowboy? Some kind of grandma Dracula? Delores Umbridge? If you're intrigued by people trying to sell terrible houses, check out these terrible real estate photos.
We're not sure what compels people to seek out abandoned mental hospitals and creepy places of all sorts, but we're glad to hear their report when (if) they make it back. If you wanna freak yourself out some more, here's some creepy stuff people had happen closer to home.
Here are some tips for how to look like an adult and trick your guests into thinking you have your life together. These tips are counterintuitive, pointless and ridiculous but it seems like they probably work. Most adult houses look something like this, at least in magazines or something. If you want actual bad advice, here are some straight up terrible life-hacks.
Unfortunately, people walking around like they own the place is the least of these peoples' worries. It's the people who walk around their homes like it's a bus station that they really had to worry about. Anyway, be wary of fiends of friends and distant cousins. You may find a pile of hair in your couch. If you wanna get mad on behalf of more homeowners, then here are some more terrible guests.
The only person you're hurting when you don't ask ALL the questions during the inspection of your hopeful house, is yourself! That would seem to be the overriding theme here with these homeowners who gained their wisdom through experience, and isn't that very experience just another name for our mistakes. So, let's learn from them with these homeowning life hacks, if we ever scrap together enough money to buy homes of our own.
If you're living in a rented or bought house, it is sure to have memories of the past tenants. Although it doesn't cross our minds much, the houses we live in are full of memories, good and bad, of the people who lived there before us. Sometimes, more than just memories are left behind. These Redditors all found something unexpected in the houses they bought or rented, either spooky as hell or hilarious. Read on below and next time you move into a new house, don't say we didn't warn you if you find something weird.
