Never forget the time a gamer dude made a bet about the new Bethesda reveal being Fallout 3 Remastered, lost the bet, and then had to drink a bottle of hot sauce. Ouch, literally. At least he made good on the bet.
We're big fans of seeing disrespectful customers getting taught lessons by employees, so it seems natural that if an entitled customer demands to stupidly expose themselves to a crazy hot hot sauce, you let them guzzle it down, by god. She claimed that it wasn't actually spicy to save face, but we all know she lost the battle.
You could say that this overexcited husband was blinded by the burning sensation of his lust. He had nothing but the best of intentions, when it came to trying to please his partner, but alas, a fail presented itself. And that fail is why we're here today. Maybe those hot sauce warning labels, need to take an extra measure of caution, in warning people to refrain from kissing certain areas, until the flames of a fiery hot sauce have subsided. Check out more laughably stupid things people's SO's have done over here.
If they're going to fire you, the least they could do is get you some extra-spicy sauce to drown out your sorrows. The nerve...
-Water Cooler Chris