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Here are some tips for how to look like an adult and trick your guests into thinking you have your life together. These tips are counterintuitive, pointless and ridiculous but it seems like they probably work. Most adult houses look something like this, at least in magazines or something. If you want actual bad advice, here are some straight up terrible life-hacks.

Some of these are living nightmares, others are relics of a time long past. More of them are embarrassing things people hid and forgot about. A few are the reason the last tenants left the place.

Keep your friends close, and make sure your enemies can't touch your stuff. Turns out people will break your nice things and steal your pills. Even if it's something like dog ear medicine.

You can't choose your neighbors. Some are delightfully weird, others can be horribly creepy. Here's a hodgepodge of weird neighbor stories.

When you spend a lot of time around a small group of people, you start to develop...shall we say, eccentricities?

He just keeps trying harder and harder, and it just gets better and better.