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These Minnesota hockey bros really let themselves go. What are we dealing with here? Did the coaches find these guys huddled around out back of the arena passing around a pipe of crystal, while chugging glue like it's gatorade? All jokes and jabs aside, I'll be the first to concede that many of these dudes are rocking biblical proportions of flow, so that's gotta count for something. 

You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."

Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team. 

Darcy Kuemper just had a blocker save go off the glass, hit him in the butt, and go in the net #ButtGoal pic.twitter.com/YTi3CV24Vq

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 1, 2017

I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt. 

On Thursday NFL team San Diego Chargers announced they were San Diego no longer, and moving to Los Angeles. In addition to that news they changed up their logo. Get ready for a good 'ol fashioned roasting.

One dude was trying to catch the St. Louis Cardinals game and found himself locked in to one of the greatest hockey games of all time. Shocked with awe at what he was witnessing, he decided to embark on the most hilarious live-tweets in sports history.

Last night's Game 7 between the St. Louis Blues and Chicago Blackhawks was about as intense it gets. So, you can imagine the impact it had on this first time hockey viewer.