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These Minnesota hockey bros really let themselves go. What are we dealing with here? Did the coaches find these guys huddled around out back of the arena passing around a pipe of crystal, while chugging glue like it's gatorade? All jokes and jabs aside, I'll be the first to concede that many of these dudes are rocking biblical proportions of flow, so that's gotta count for something.
You might assume that your butt has your back, but you know what they say happens when you assume: You make an "ass" out of "u" and "me."
Minnesota Wild goalie Darcy Kuemper learned this the hard way, when his butt stabbed him in the back and scored a goal on his own team.
Darcy Kuemper just had a blocker save go off the glass, hit him in the butt, and go in the net #ButtGoal pic.twitter.com/YTi3CV24Vq
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 1, 2017
I don't care where you're from, that's gotta hurt.
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Hockey is a high stress sport. That’s why it’s not only legal to beat the shit out of someone on the ice, it’s encouraged.
But one thing that will not be tolerated is a flagrant disregard for the gear. People take the time to manufacture and ship these sticks, pucks, nets, and shirts, you should have the respect to honor their craftsmanship.
Tell that to Dallas Stars captain Jamie Benn, who spent his game last weekend snapping stick after stick. All in all, he went through a few hundred dollars worth of sticks. You know who didn’t appreciate that? The stick manufacturer.
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